It Feels Strange To Describe My Nationality To Strangers.

It feels strange to describe my nationality to strangers.

If I say I'm Swedish they think I'm a gay femboy (I am, but that's not the point)

if I say I'm Norwegian, they think I'm a Satanist who loves black metal (I am, but that's not the point)

if i say i'm finnish they think i'm a spy or ai from china (i'm not but i lost an argument to someone who thought i was)

so i say i'm a scandinavian which no one but geography nerds get and i get follow up questions that make them guess i'm danish. (I AM EVERY NATIONALITY FROM SCANDINAVIA EXCEPT DANISH!)

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Yippee my question got answered + you should be proud of yourself! Learning a languages is hard!

Sorry I just got excited that 3 could speak Swedish! Jag är själv en svensk jävel.

Så till 3 var svenska svårt att lära sig?

(So for 3, was Swedish hard to learn?)

och till alla! Vad hatar du mest med dina vänner/ de andra SMG:arna?

(and to everyone! what do you hate the most about your friends/ the other SMGs)

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Mr. Puzzles: Well, I don’t hate anything about my friends!

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Luigi: Um… huh… I don’t know.

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I’m mutuals with majority of them so that’s why I’m posting this

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