What Would Yuo Do If You Saw A Monkey. In Real Life. Approximately 1-2 Meters Away From You. And He Was

what would yuo do if you saw a monkey. in real life. approximately 1-2 meters away from you. and he was smoking a blunt. what would you do my good sir.

ask for a mf hit

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3 months ago

going to my friends environmental storytelling themed birthday party and theres overturned chairs and blood everywhere and everyone is gone


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2 years ago

i can’t believe i didn’t write THIS i am doing both rn

Inside me there are two wolves. One wants to watch The X Files all the way through for the first time while avoiding spoilers even though it’s a 29 year old show. The other wants to spend all the time I am not watching The X Files consuming all the fanfic, fan art, and other media I can find.

2 years ago

agonizing over why u aren’t enough but also knowing exactly why u can’t be enough. thanks i hate it


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2 years ago

living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun

but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?

why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol


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3 months ago

reblogging this because i have to come back to it i don’t even know this game and im crying

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

2 years ago

happy pride month unfortunately i will have to change my username bc last night i realized that i am pansexual !! i will now be spending the next week coming up with another gay community pun (the tv show but also the gay community i guess)


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2 years ago

No one is talking about this, but I think it’s because no one knows about it

Tw: black man unalived by texas police

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Genesis Hicks was a young black man who lived in north texas. While unarmed and running away from the cops, they tased him and let him fall and caused him to die by not caring for his body after being tased. When you cause someone to fall down, you have to be careful that they do not fall and harm their body in the fall. Not taking care of him so that he wouldn’t hit his head is a horrible idea and lead to him being in a coma for 2 weeks and then dying.

I don’t know much about Genesis Hicks’s life before his death, but I do know he was young and scared. He was running away for using a fake ID to purchase a car. There was no reason for the police to think he was violent and they knew he was unarmed before causing him to die.

Man dies weeks after being tased, hitting head while running from Frisco police officers
wfaa.com
An attorney representing the man's family said he suffered head trauma and was in a coma for two weeks prior to his death.

The Frisco police should apologize, charge those involved with his death, and work with local groups to find better ways of running their department for future cases. This should never happen again.

I know those of you seeing this probably care a lot for black people and for those in our country who are being hurt by the police. If you feel inclined, please share Genesis’s story and urge others to care about his life and the inhumane death he suffered.

If you want to express sympathy or buy flowers in Genesis’s memory this is the place for that:

Dignity Memorial
Celebrate the life of Genesis Hicks, leave a kind word or memory and get funeral service information care of .

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2 months ago

The bimbo feminism girls who love Legally Blonde really missed like the whole point of the movie. The point is that she's not a brainless bimbo. She saves the day with her knowledge of haircare, sure, but she got in the room by going to law school. You cannot reduce that movie down to "Girl knowledge saves the day!" because the perm wouldn't have mattered if she hadn't spent the entire rest of the movie working her ass off in an unrelated field. The feminist angle is that she can have girly interests and also be smart, not that having girly interests is feminist in itself

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