Agonizing Over Why U Aren’t Enough But Also Knowing Exactly Why U Can’t Be Enough. Thanks I Hate

— Fiona Apple

how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way

luv how every girl in every movie just. understands the need to sit/walk w a lil drink sometimes. sometimes u just need a lil drink to sip on while u sit and work or walk around and that’s ok and they remind me of that

don't give me hope.......

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

being poor is cool bc u can boycott ur least fav companies (chickfila) very easily 👍🏻

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Obsessed with Shauna realizing her entire family desperately need to work on themselves and her conclusion being that eating more oatmeal was the first step towards healthier living. Definitely some interesting priorities with her

the best part abt having a good work ethic but hating capitalism is that while i’m forced to work at a shitty blue and red pizza place i get to look at my managers who are unable to chastise me for being out of dress code and showing up whenever every day bc i do too much for them to fire me. checkmate bitch