Being Raised Conservative Is So Funny To Look Back On. Like It’s Not But The Arguments They Made Are
being raised conservative is so funny to look back on. like it’s not but the arguments they made are and finding the holes in them is great. like my old pastor used to talk ab how gay people got divorced more- i guess encouraging ppl to divorce their partners (unbiblical) or to continue being gay w their partners (unbiblical). like dude if u think about that for more than 10 seconds ur gonna shit urself realizing by your own standards you are encouraging people to “sin” either way and both are considered taboo sins within the church. the bible belt is so fucking stupid everything is like this down here
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One of my favorite Tumblr gags which I hope never dies is receiving world political news via supernatural Destiel love confession meme.
That's one I'm telling the kids about in 2089.
They probably won't even remember the original context.
I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.
My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"
I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."
mimes should be screaming and moaning the whole time theyre performing to more realistically reflect the emotional realities of the really fucked up stuff they have to deal with all the time (trapped in a box, tugged on by a rope, suitcase too heavy, etc.)
Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds
the best part abt having a good work ethic but hating capitalism is that while i’m forced to work at a shitty blue and red pizza place i get to look at my managers who are unable to chastise me for being out of dress code and showing up whenever every day bc i do too much for them to fire me. checkmate bitch
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