Today Is Not My Birthday

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Calling all hetalia artists to draw aph England in a scrooge nightgown

Japan: why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

France: “Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

America: early bird gets the "worm?"

England: Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

Russia: ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

China: what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

Italy: “just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

Germany: ...

Hey babes!

//So, because my computer broke and I got a new one, Autodesk Sketchbook isn't here anymore! I tried to buy it again (it was like $20) and it didn't work, for some reason. So I'm going to convert to traditional art until I can get a new tablet to draw with! Thanks!

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

I'm telling Sweden and Finland about this beautiful abomination ✌🏿😘

Yesterday you Said you were thirsty for Sweden so I took it upon myself to make this…….

{ submitted by @its-ladonia-bitches}

You're very beautiful, do you have a routine? Maybe some tips to look as gorgeous as you?

Oh darling!~ My routine is just 1) washing my face with unscented soap, 2) rinsing my face and then rewashing it with a special soap, 3) patting my face dry with a towel, and 4) sleeping for as long as I want! And you're all already beautiful enough! And you all look perfect!!!! So love yourselves!!!!!! Or else I'll fight you!!!!!

obama prism?

AAAAAAAAA pt. 2

//I'M ACTUALLY PANICKING BECAUSE THAT WAS A GOOD DRAWING- WHAT THE HECKER DOODLE MAN- IF IT DOESN'T WORK ANYTIME SOON ISTG- I MIGHT SCREAM-

Only day you can rb this

now that hetalia is trending - reblog if you’re a hetalia blog and i’ll follow you!! i want more mutals ^_^