Only Day You Can Rb This

I'm telling Sweden and Finland about this beautiful abomination ✌🏿😘

Yesterday you Said you were thirsty for Sweden so I took it upon myself to make this…….

{ submitted by @its-ladonia-bitches}

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

Japan: why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

France: “Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

America: early bird gets the "worm?"

England: Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

Russia: ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

China: what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

Italy: “just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

Germany: ...

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

today is not my birthday

i'm going to regret this, aren't I?

come at me

Mun Vs. Muse

Send one to ask…

👿 Something you and your muse strongly disagree on? 😇 Something you and your muse strongly agree on? 🤝 In general, would you and your muse get along?  🖐 How would you react if you happened to meet the muse in real life?  💬 If you could tell your muse anything, what would it be?  🌌 If you and your muse swapped places for a day how screwed would you be?  🤬 Who has the shorter temper?  🚑 Who takes better care of themselves?  📝 Is the muse cooperative or do they like to take the wheel when it comes to threads?  👕 Who has better fashion sense?  🌈 In general, who’s more positive?  💭 If the muse could say one thing to you, what do you think they’d say? 🔒 What’s one thing about your muse that you still can’t figure out?   📅 Who’s older?  ⏰ Who’s better at keeping track of time?  📞 Who’s more likely to ask for help first? 👟 Who can run faster?   ➕ Who’s better at math?  🔪 If the muse and mun got into a (physical) fight, who would win? 

hey look what i made

100+ picrews. more to come. all organized and categorized with different tags. fully intended to update with more tags and more features

click here. and hit reblog. (please)

18th birthday.

🎉🎉🎉