We found a haunted cooking magazine...
Den and Nor decided to “get intimate” in the closet during a hunt. WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE. (I also accidentally took a photo of Den’s crotch but we won’t talk about that)...
Den started break dancing in front of a night vision camera...
And finally, we sacrificed Den.
Tune in whenever I post next for more shit that happened while playing phasmophobia.
-Ice 🇮🇸
Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺
We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)
So, to celebrate…
IT’S Q&A TIME!!!
Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!
Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)
-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣
Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks
We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs
There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together
Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D
Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling
Peace out ✌️
Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!
Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*
Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*
Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?
Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰
hug for you
-Den 🇩🇰
Look at the birthday boy
Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?
Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.
Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)
*playing fall guys*
Denmark 🇩🇰: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE
Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shut up, you smell like piss
Denmark 🇩🇰: I wasn’t talking to you
Norway 🇳🇴: Oh
Norway 🇳🇴: I take it back you don’t smell like piss
Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s too late, the damage has already been done 😔
*playing human fall flat*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Oh god I landed on the platform and immediately slipped off
Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s cause I was lubing it up while you weren’t looking
Iceland 🇮🇸:
I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰
*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?
Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way
Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off
w
what makes you say that
not obsessed at all
Soooo, uhhhh, what should we play first? We have Undertale, Tf2, fnaf ultimate custom night and other fnaf games. Any other suggestions?
-Salzburg :>
I'd like to play Phasmophobia, but idk if our Laptop will be able to handle it.
-Upper Austria:3
Do you think @ask-aph-gaymer-nordics will play with us? Or just keep us company?
-Vorarlberg ;)
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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