I Could Never Be A Speed Runner… I Can’t Even Make A Nether Portal Properly :( Anyway, Ice Got To

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.

Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME

Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you

Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME

Oh, uh, aitäh :’)

I really hope that’s right lmao

- Ice 🇮🇸

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

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*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.

Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.

Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ

Denmark 🇩🇰: What?

Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?

Norway 🇳🇴:

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣

Alternative titles for this video could be “watch me get overwhelmed for 2 minutes straight” or “MY RICE”

 -Den 🇩🇰 (this video was recorded during a stream on our discord server ( https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc ) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms )