Norway 🇳🇴: Stop Just Standing There, Holding Cucumbers!

We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :)  -Swe 🇸🇪

NORWAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOON DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS

Not really... It’s difficult to get out and actually celebrate these days...

I’ll probably just be online with the rest of the Nordics, I might make myself a cake if I can be bothered

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Look I threw the UV light and it landed upright

Norway 🇳🇴: Dildo light

Denmark 🇩🇰: Should i ride it?

Norway 🇳🇴: EWWWWWWWWW

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Do it

oh lawd thanks for the tag lmao

you getting 6 facts for the price of 3 since there’s 2 of us hehe 😌✌️

Lizard:

1. i’m a big music nerd who never left his emo phase lmao, i play guitar, bass guitar, ukulele and trumpet and i plan on studying popular music at uni next year

2. it’s really easy to make me cry lmao, especially happy cry, i cried when i listened to twenty one pilots’ new album for the first time, i cried when my friend got me bubble tea today (i was having a SHIT day and wasn’t expecting it), and i cry whenever i get a sweet message from that fucker who stole my TV in stardew valley who i hate very much 😤 (i’m kidding ilysm kiwi 💕)

3. i ramble a lot (obviously) and never know when to shut up so if you start talking to me be prepared for me to talk ur ear off 😎✌️

Cereal: (I’m useless at thinking about myself so i asked some friends to answer this)

1. I hate confrontation for myself but will do everything possible to put everyone around me at ease and I am useless at thinking for myself.

2. I have no label on my sexuality. 

3. I love reading books when I have the mental capacity to. 

@roniebuttercups @just-an-artist-that-exists @shy-cuteassed-mochi @karinsnightmareparty @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog

(sorry for tags lmao)

If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself! Then send this to the last seven blogs that are in your notifications. Can be anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

OH UHM OKAY I LOVE THIS. So-

Random fact numbet uno (1): I’m a solid black belt in karate

Random fact number dos (2): i don’t type with caps that often

Random fact tres (3): i don’t speak spanish i just tricked you with this post ;)

@strawberry-cupcake @sunshinediangelo

[i don’t have that many notifs or mutals so you two have fun]

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME

Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you

Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME

*playing golf around*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *wearing a traffic cone hat*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Nice cone

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man, I’m a hazard

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸

SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA

D J U N G E L S K O G

*playing monopoly revolution*

Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.

Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.

Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.

Iceland 🇮🇸: