My Baby 😭

i hate him

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 6

Thinking about the English translation....

this- hurt me but in an amazing way. thank you for this beautiful piece of art

title: The Truth Untold

⥀ Pairings: BTS (OT7) x reader/you

⥀ Genre: idol!au, magicshop!au, humor, fluff, romance, angst, slice of life

⥀ Summary: Many people have always wondered about the secret behind Bangtan Sonyeondan’s success. The seven of them say it’s because of ARMYs yet their fandom says it’s their hard work, dedication, passion and charm yet no one really knows the real reason of it.

But enough about them, because this story is about you—you and your boring ass life that made you stumble upon this fanfic.

This is about you, who’s always been so curious and eager to read stuff about BTS; you, who dream to see them, be with them, laugh with them.

This is about you, who’s proud of each and every member and whose little happiness is seeing them healthy and happy, all smiles everywhere they go.

Unfortunately, this is the truth that was never meant for you to find out so back away while you still have the chance because trust me, ignorance is bliss.

⥀ Chapters: déjà vu | presque vu | jamais vu 

⥀ Warnings: This fic is one-of-a-kind. So, if you’re determined to get to the bottom of the story, then there are some rules to be followed. Each chapter will have their own specific warnings, I hope you could comply.

⌦ A/N: Tell me how you became an ARMY & I’ll tell you a lovely story about one. Please do not copyright.

upset and disappointed that i have searched the entire internet and have not found any art of kyoutani and yamaguchi being sweet and blushy and sharing jackets and holding hands and comparing their heights down to a fraction of a centimeter. absolutely devastated. i want them.

oh my god i’m in love with this absolute bean! the phrases were so smoothly incorporated & i loved every single bit! sero really needs some more love 🥰

heaven’s in the backseat of my cadillac ⟶ thank you for 4.5k!

It was embarassing enough that you got catfished on your first date in years. It was even more embarassing that the same Uber driver who dropped you off was the one that picked you up only a few minutes later. At least he was nice enough to buy you ice cream.

pairing ⟶ sero hanta/ gn! reader

word count ⟶ 4.1k+ words

warnings ⟶ creepy old men, lightning mcqueen crocs, awkward situations, suggestive commentary

a/n ⟶ i did it. 23 phrases that were either chaotic, cute, or both. if ur confused, for my 4k follower event i asked some of my followers to send me phrases i HAD to use in this fic. and some of the phrases y’all gave me were NOT intended for what they were supposed to be used for 💀 bolded words are the phrases. also i actually did put all of your character suggestions in a random wheel generator and i got,,, sero 😐 but literally no one is suprised. this was actually based off a tiktok by @/amrcgrldoll btw hope she never finds this

⟶ playlist; sober by childish gambino, plus by peach tree rascals, skin by dijon, cadillac by miguel

Truthfully, you weren’t really the type of person to do Tinder dates. In fact, you were pretty sure the whole thing was a scam. But you were bored, had the Saturday free, and was desperately craving any type of human affection away that didn’t involve your insane roommates.

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The Council Groupchat

mina ✰

thinking about how this is the first time I’M home alone and y/n’s on a date… am i getting uglier?? be honest guys was dying my hair pink not the move??

jirou ♫

YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TOLD THEM TO CATCH A DICK

uraraka ☁️

anna oop-

momo ✿

And I oop

mina ✰

heart been broke so many times 🤕 & g t ; : 3

you ♡

i hate you all

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Sighing, you frowned at yourself in your phone camera, fixing your hair with what little light someone could access in the back of an Uber. Sure, you haven’t been on a proper date in years, and half of your friends were engaged or even married, but it wasn’t like you were lonely. You were lucky to be surrounded by wonderful people. It was just…

Bored. You were just bored, and that was all.

“You can turn on the light, you know,” your Uber driver chuckled as he saw you struggling in the dark. Embarrassed, you mumbled a small thanks before turning on the back light.

What a nice guy, you think, as you ponder back to his profile.

Sero Hanta. Four and a half stars, didn’t try to make awkward conversation, had a phone charger, and a solid music taste. You were pretty much sold at the no conversation review, everything else was a lovely bonus.

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i love them so

Cinematic parallels

LMFAOOO

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

😭😭 this is one of my favorite things about halsin tbh LMFAOO

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

laios remembering him this way always makes me giggle bc i really hope this is how my friends see me. i won’t ask because any other answer would devastate me tbh

so glad they kept his silly bisexual wink in Laios' imagination despite everything... this will sustain me forever

Beel in the back:

(Based on snap of charliegillespie eating an unusual sandwich combo)

🤭🤭🤭🤭

bicep meme 2 electric boogaloo with dame aylin and isobel