「Keyboard Smash(⌨︎💥) Anon」

they literally went "hmmm levi's tail....like a snake yeah that's right hmmm satan?? spiky blah blah belphie? has thorns etc etc... barbatos? BARBATOS?

✨wet & glistening 🥵✨

Harveston 🍎

the ears…

drowsy 🪼

— (rafayel)

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my baby my babyyyy or however it goes

oh my… i don’t know what it is specifically about this fic. but i am team mephisto now bitches

mephistopheles/gn!mc; nsfw, brainrot brainrot brainrot

Obsessed with the thought of Mephisto being an absolute prick to Mc, even after they’ve tried literally everything to become his friend. The demon’s constant rudeness eventually makes them bitter, so when Lord Diavolo sends the two of them out to gather intel, Mc is brimming with irritation.

That irritation burns bright, even after they’ve been cursed. The spell makes them hunch over and writhe, feeling a strong heat lick away at their insides. Mc curls in on themselves, hellbent on not letting Mephisto see them in this embarrassing state but he’s grabbing at their chin and forcing their eyes to meet his with a “stop being so fucking stubborn and tell me what’s wrong!”

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please tell me your thoughts bc i really want to know

so, we all know how the first person to get a quirk in the BNHA universe pretty much just lights up their body. when i looked them up, the gender was unconfirmed. so what i’m hearing is, it is hypothetically possible for the first person with a quirk to have a dick that can light up like a lightsaber? because i’m pretty sure that's it. does it make a sound? like the- fwoom

has someone already talked abut this??? please gimme any links i just wanna know

who’s gonna tell them i’m not straight LMAODJSJSJJS

MIN. YOONGI. YOU AMAZING HUMAN BEING. IM HYPED FOR SHADOW

Sledathon silliness

this is a mephistopheles stan account and i wholeheartedly agree with all of this

Thoughts on the three new characters? 👀👀

alright alright alriiiiiight

thirteen is hot as hell, not gonna lie. her striking eyes and colorful hair, it's just— *chefs kiss* i'm so glad we finally have a female love interest for the game and it makes my lil gay heart so happy ^-^

raphael... i am so sorry but i can't get over how similar him and mammon look. i know they have drastically different behaviors and raph is an angel and all buT yeah :c i think they could've done more to differentiate their designs

finally.. drum roll, please. m e p h i s t o p h e l e s !!! he is fine as fuck. purple hair? gorgeous. gloves? impeccable. the fact that he reports gossip for a living and made those dialuci stickers? PHENOMENAL. i need his dick down my esophagus asap

i’ve been thinking about mattsun recently (what else is new) and i realized that he is a funeral worker after being in class 1?? i know in the US it actually takes a lot of training, an associates degree (at least), as well as a state license to be a funeral home worker. in japan they probably also have some traditions regarding funerals that may take more planning than standard american funerals. issei would have had to study a lot, as well as know traditional funeral services, to be a funeral home worker

in conclusion, i do not think matsukawa issei is a himbo (unfortunately). i believe mattsun is just really disinterested in school work, and puts no effort into what he doesn’t care about.

…how did he become interested in mortuary science?? honestly i have no clue, but this further convinced me that he would be a great spin-off main character. something is sus about him working in a funeral home and his bestie being unemployed (sorry makki, love you, but issei is your sugar daddy and we all know it 😭)