PLEASE THIS ENTIRE SERIES WAS SO FUNNY. THE FIRST TWEET? ICONIC

i- cHiKaRa??? listen, i adore ennoshita, but usually he doesn’t get this kind of attention. so to find such a beautiful piece of work about a wonderful man? *chef’s kiss*

oct. 9, 2020 | breath play

Pairing: Ennoshita Chikara x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Breath Play, Choking, Teasing, Edging?, Begging, Fluff, Post-Time Skip, College Setting, No Actual Smut lol but still v much 18+, Heavy Kink Negotiation, Dom/Sub Play, Good BDSM Etiquette from Perfect Gentleman Ennoshita Chikara, Established Relationship, Drinking, Mild Angst that is resolved quickly, admittedly very little editing on my part lol.

You never imagined when you agreed to a date with Ennoshita that he would be anything but the perfect gentleman he’s always presented himself to be. And he is, always. He opens doors for you, pulls your chair out, helps you with your coat, listens to you about your day and asks permission to be physically affectionate.

He’s lovely and handsome, and not a bad pull for only your third partner since starting college. Your relationship with him is certainly the most serious you’ve had, though you sometimes catch yourself thinking about how people say college is meant to be for more wild experiences and experimenting. You don’t think you’ll ever get anything wild from Ennoshita that some of your friends brag about, and you try not to let such surface level disappointment eat at you.

Chikara treats you well. He’s a good man, even if he hasn’t brought up the topic of sex in the first month or so of dating, but you haven’t either. You’re trying to respect his boundaries–when kissing gets heated, he always backs off, and you assume it’s his own discomfort with it, or some desire to protect your purity, too.

You come to find you’re somewhat right. Just not in the way you thought.

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i'm on my laptop so no emojis :( but imagine having car sex with your fuck buddy kyo. you two are coming back from eating out and you don't feel like going back to your room so he pulls into an empty car park and brings you to the back seat so that he can pound into you until you're screaming. he also gives the best grunts and kisses when he's orgasming.

and as he rearranges your guts, your ex boyfriend calls you, something that bastard‘s been doing a little too often for kyoutani‘s personal liking because even though the two of you had agreed on casual fucking, he of course had developed feelings for you. how could he not when you were his personal embodiment of perfection. he knows you‘re also into him but refuse to admit it to yourself because you‘re still scared that things will turn out the way they did with your ex and kyoutani is determined to prove you wrong.

so he makes you pick up the call, his thick cock balls deep buried inside of your spasming cunt and his soft little grunts in your ear. by the time you‘re talking again, he picks up the pacw of his hips, his thrusts growing harder and even deeper, the tip of his cock grazing your sweet spot every single time and no matter how much you wordlessly beg him to give you permission, he firmly presses your phone to your ear.

he makes you cum, his name the only thing to leave your bit swollen lips, your ex more than just confused as to what the fuck is happening before kyoutani takes your phone and ends the call with the words "she‘s mine now, loser" and you don‘t deny it because you‘ve been his for a long time.

I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS STORY THE ENTIRE TIME- I LOVE IT SO MUCH. KENMA’S ENDING MADE ME CRY. THE SONG CHOICS WAS ELITE. MORE IN THE TAGS EHSHSHABDHAH

℗ poker face

starring - miya atsumu | miya osamu | kozume kenma | kuroo tetsurō | bokuto kotarou | akaashi keiji | sugawara koushi | sawamura daichi | oikawa toorū | iwaizumi hajime | sakusa kiyoomi

summary - as an up and coming youtuber, you thought it would be beneficial to join a content house with your old childhood friend meiko, but as time went by, you realized things were not as they seemed. with only 6 months left on your contract, will your housemates finally open their eyes and see how horribly they’ve been treating you or will you leave with a heavy mind and an even heavier heart?

genre - youtuber!au, college!au, ANGST, ANGST ANGST, literally cannot warn u enough it is so much angst, tiny bit of crack, eventual fluff, eventual choose-your-man endings, enemies to lovers type beat, reverse harem

warnings - TW ATTEMPTED SEXUAL A*SAULT AND ATTEMPTED MURDER, hi yes ANGST, manipulation (not by you to the boys or the boys to you), ur faves are rlly mean at first, swearing, drinking, just everyone sucks but you & atsumu lol, minimal fluff, not soft at first (it takes a minute)

taglist - CLOSED!

status - ongoing! updates monday-friday @ 12pm CT

profiles 01 || profiles 02

i. lol who asked

ii. not the tyra slander

iii. a crack in the facade

iv. movie night :/

v. evidence. please.

vi. too attached

vii. not helpful

viii. vacation!!!!!

ix. shattered

x. ick

xi. come quick

xii. tell me everything

xiii. talking it out

xiv. k fuck you meiko

xv. cigarettes and tears (tw sexual assault‼️)

xvi. whenever you’re ready

xvii. charmed

xviii. but… why?

xix. try, for him

xx. alone time :)

→ missing screenshots from xx ;-;

xxi. actual murder

xxii. a boy worth fighting for

xxiii. exiled

xxiv. stfu, jesus

xxv. insecurities :(

xxvi. a gift, truly

xxvii. did a number on you,,

xxviii. the yn project

xxix. you are loved :)

xxx. literally shut up iwaizumi

xxxi. walk for me, serve

xxxii. god speed your love to me

xxxiii. ‘bunched panties’

xxxiv. take care of yourself, iwaizumi-san

xxxv. so… this is it

xxxvi. brand new manager-chan

xxxvii. investigation: start!

xxxviii. whatever it takes

xxxix. she’ll be okay

xl. get in losers, we’re going shopping

xli. disruption

xlii. be better

xliii. what you deserve

xliv. ok, go off queen

xlv. intermission

xlvi. can we talk?

xlvii. lemme see the drip

xlviii. frozen

xlix. the least he could do

l. let me be here for you

li. the doctor and the asshole

lii. change for the better

liii. that’s a lil sus

liv. limo karaoke

lv. one way or another

lvi. stress pets

lvii. deflection

lviii. it’s over

lix. not like this

lx. i’ll be just fine

endings!!

miya atsumu - me and my husband

kozume kenma - home

bonus content! below the cut :)

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crying. tears in my eyes. he is so sweet, this is the kind of love that leaves you yearning at 2:43am on valentine’s day

wonderland

or:  there’s not a single hatter in all three realms, mad or otherwise, who could hold a candle to one of barbatos’ tea parties.

the obligatory barbatos-likes-tea post. our aesthetic today is all about fantasy finery, pastel colours and white marble and gold leaf - think 18th and 19th century continental high society, rococo, chinoiserie, trompe-lœil, all ruffles and lace and brocade… gn!reader, giddy romantic fluff as far as the eye can see. no content warnings, although some description of food towards the end. barbatos making the most of a warm, spring afternoon in 2000 words or less.

“yes, the gardens really are lovely, aren’t they? 

it’s finally springtime in the devildom, which in barbatos’ mind means one thing: tea parties.

(well, actually, it means quite a lot of things - the start of the social season, finalising budgets, the uptick in state banquets, approving festival timetables… all those things that the master of the royal household has to oversee. so in a very real sense, spring is probably the busiest time for poor barbatos, but for argument’s sake, he’d say the thing that he likes best about the spring would be the tea parties.)

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if they spoke like this i think i would play the game so much more

LMFAOOOO i love this duo. they are definitely comedy genius together

Sweet revenge 🍨

she’s a smug little babie. i love her already 🥺

Shinju’s Arrival

I’ve had a few people curious about Shinju going to UA. So, here we go~

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me meeting up with people when they’re home during college break asking the same questions over and over

Shamelessly stolen from r/baldursgate3

LMFAOOO

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

as i read this fic i become more and more delusional (in the way atsumu is delusional over yn) because why are me and this random fanfic version of iwaizumi soulmates…

reading brave new world for a college class, standing like a father watching tv, strange fixation on gnomeo and juliet… eggyrocks i need you to make this man real

35MM CHAPTER ELEVEN: haed

track number eleven: blue light by mazzy star

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-> fun facts!

iwa just wants to watch a fun movie for movie night but all of his roommates are dedicated to watching boring artsy movies or cliche action or three hour fantasies

he just wants a goofy 90 minute romp is that too much to ask

the omegaverse gc argued for like the entire car ride over there on who would be dd they just knew it couldn't be akaashi

but the second they got in the bar they sorta werelike "ehhhhh worst comes to worst we'll uber" and then forgot about it for the rest of the night

yn and noya spent actual hours on the brownies only to realize that they couldn't add in the ground bud as like, seasoning to the batter and there was an entire process of steeping it in butter and everything

but by the time they realized the brownies were in the oven and they wasted like $20 worth of weed

yn and iwa did not drink during movie night; kenma and noya definitely did

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