You’re Fooling Yourselves If You Think Halloween Is Over Just Because Halloween Is Over

The thing i love about slovak (and other slavic languages) is how they already have the "(derogatory)" and "(affectionate)" function already built in. Example:

Had - snake

Hadík - snake (affectionate)

Hadisko - snake (derogatory)

Like yes!!!!! Amazing function thank you!!!!

(these thing refer to size also, but it depends on the context imo)

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

drew a constant mood on the mind

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Outline of a Viking ship

National Museum of Denmark, Viking Exhibit

me logging in to tumblr dot com posting incomprehensible shit, reblogging fifteen irrelevant gifsets and liking my mutuals vent posts then logging off

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

Birdie Jay

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

Straight to jail please