If Steve And Robin Are Mlm Wlw Solidarity, Mike And Max Are Mlm Wlw Hostility

A moment of light during the siege

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

Everyone: moving to the USA is going to be the best thing to happen to you!!

Me: *one month into living here gets diagnosed with depression*

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

drew a constant mood on the mind

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over