Haha Yeah No I Also Love The Sound Of Me Crinkling Tin Foil In The Ear Of My Egg Salad Covered Brother

help I just accidentally asked someone if I could borrow a bandaid and they said "sure just bring it back by two"

Me: tries to look cool while taking my meds

Also me: It TOucHeD mY tOunGUe iT toUCheD My TOuuNgGuE bLEarGhHg EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GeT IT oFF

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me: mom, I bruised myself again mom: that’s the third time this week, is there something you want to tell me? me, thinking about how I am constantly doing the worm: I joined the circus

Small children have no grasp on reality

Once I was wearing a green bandana and my little sister (she was three at the time) asked me if I dyed my hair green.

my brown hair was that same brown it always was. it was fully visible

unrelated, but whenever I see ur pfp I think it’s Joey from full house 🥲

When the yearning gets so bad you gotta start hugging your pillow and imagining it's him

My first thought this morning was:

NO! Don't trust him, Joshua, he's only befriending us because of our ties to Rasputin!

I don't know anybody named joshua

I do have ties to Rasputin but nobody has tried to befriend me because of them

why

i fucking hate my genes so much

🪼🐦🧮📌🦷 tf

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

wasn’t tagged but whatever

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tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

If this gets uhhh let me think of a number… 8k I will get a skirt before the end of the summer