Me: Tries To Look Cool While Taking My Meds

I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

in a gc

oh Ty @jokerandthethief

Guacamole: yes yes put it in my mouthhhh

olive: yummy in some circumstances. The flavor gets old

mango: delish please more

tomatoes: a miracle, yum yum yummm

hummus: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE JUST STUFF NY FACE WITH THIS OH MY GOODNESS THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY EAT IN HEAVEN

cannoli: ew ew no the texture is death

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shoutout to the druzim i love you guys

Original comic by Rasenth

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