I love this.
Off the wall au:
Senator of Naboo Padme Amidala, Ambassador of Tatooine Anakin Skywalker, and Viceroy of Stewjon Obi-Wan Kenobi all argue over the custody of Jedi Padawan Ahsoka Tano.
Her teacher, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, is just trying to figure out which one of them assassinated the Chancellor.
Cue diplomatic senate shenanigans interspersed with attempted interrogations and a very dead Sheev Palpatine.
I think he has two phases in his sex life: the first one where he ABSOLUTELY rage fuck (ie Thrawn did a thing AGAIN) and you get absolutely ravaged, can't walk for 3 days, fistfull of hair, ass slapping, I-will-bite-down-your-throat sex when he was a syndic.
And the second phase where he is a patriarch, when he is older, when the weight of the family and responsabilities are on him, when he just aspire to simpler thing, when he just wants a good girl to hug and kiss. Things are slower, sloppier, more languorous, he actually take the time to appreciate...
I just like my men tender, it kills me every time
At heart he is a protector. I think as he gets older he gets slightly more playful as well. Those bites become nibbles, ass slapping becomes him grabbing fistfulls and dragging you lazily ontop of him. (Also I love how it's a universally known truth that Chiss bite.)
I think that it would only be when he's older and more relaxed that the thought of children would even be breached. Young syndic Thurfian? Oh hell no. Patriarch Thurfian? Yeah I can see him as a father.
But not a girl dad 🤔 only sons. Thrawn is the girl dad.
"Your song is not yet written, I will serve you until it is."
I'm sorry, love confession who!??
Obsessed with Neil Gaiman's new Tumblr bio
HEIR TO THE EMPIRE GUYS THEY SAID IT THEY FUCKING SAID IT
Ar'alani: How many kids do you have?
Thrawn: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Now I present to you : threesome with Thurfian and Thrawn ! 😩
It's time they put those anger and animosity to good use and this use is YOU. Where they would compete in the most healthy way of who's gonna pleasure you the most ! And you, you just have to sit back and relax.
😂 the chaos that would ensure! So much bickering and fighting. You just know they're bringing their personal grudges to play. You get to hear a run down of the latest incident as Thurfian goes down on you.
I just feel so happy when I imagine dancing with Thrawn ❤
Everytime I need to fake cry I think about Fives screaming for Echo at the Citadel.
I decided to give myself a profile pic on here and it feels like I just made a lifelong commitment.
Did I just sell my soul?
Welcome, I have no consistency and will rant every few hours for weeks about a random topic and then not post for months 🙃
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