//: If I Wasn’t Trtrapped In This Awful Ffleshy Mass, I Wouldn’t Be Having A Headache Ththat’s

//: “YOU’VE TRAPPED HIM IN A HUMAN BODY! HE’LL GO MAD!”

//: “what’ve you done to me? ii’m a robot! I’M A ROBOT!!”

//: “I CAN FEEL THTHTHIS BODY DYING ALL AROUND ME!”

//: the last unicorn (edited)

//: timestamps: [47:59] [48:41] [49:06]

//: HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING A WHOLE THING ABOUT THIS /pos

//: whoever you are i love you for your contributions 🙏🙏

//: me ranting about trtrans Kenny McCormick to my friend who knows nothing about South Park

//: i know iits actually an escapism thing, but a man can pretend.

Reblog if you like when Cross does this pose

Look at my loserboy

//: oh the joys

//: iibh i only said it was “kkind of” a trans allegory is because i was sself-conscious about outright calling it that when i’ve been explicitly told it was just an escapism thing

//: me ranting about trtrans Kenny McCormick to my friend who knows nothing about South Park

//: i know iits actually an escapism thing, but a man can pretend.

//: me ranting about trtrans Kenny McCormick to my friend who knows nothing about South Park

//: i know iits actually an escapism thing, but a man can pretend.

//: do any other plurals with fictives find it really fucking awkward when you see ssomeone post about hating the character that is your source and also wishing ththem dead?

//: because ii’ve experienced that like, at least ththree times within a month. and it’s like- okay damn [😭😭😭]

//: hello! i am a robot who is very autistic about things.

//: i enjoy Undertale, Murder Drones, FNaF, Minecraft, Portal, My Little Pony, MBAV, ENA, ICP, Serial Experiments Lain, South Park, Homestuck, and mmore! ✨

//: i am a canine ththerian, techkin, centipedekin, nullkin/voidkin, godkin, Drone(Murder Drones) fictionkin! ^-^

//: I AM A MINOR!!!

//: dni: bigots, proshippers, anti-therians, anti-endos, z00s, p3d0s, mean people in ggeneral.

Things I’d do with a screen face:

Display all kinds of glasses on the screen that don’t actually affect my eyesight, which is through various cameras around my head component.

Change my eye color, but very very slowly so you only notice if you remember that they were blue at the beginning of the week

Display the full text of the sentence that I’ve been asked to repeat because I heavily dislike having to repeat myself. Whilst saying nothing

Splat food on it like I’m actually eating it, just so my custom windshield wipers can activate and clean me off. The stimming feeling is worth the 2% battery loss.

Use me as a tv of sorts so my buddies can play games on it. I’d still be able to play obviously.

Move my face to the sides of the screen to emphasize where I’m looking. Nothings funnier than my face and login dramatically rising to the top right corner as I tilt my head upwards, even if my cameras on the top of my head can perfectly see what I’m indicating

Use these buffers for whenever I don’t want to talk/am wrapped up in my own thoughts/daydreaming:

Cut to memes I’m referencing in conversation, kinda like how Bumblebee “talked” in those movies

Pirate films and showcase them to my pals

"Ok but you know you're still *technically* a huma-" shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

I am *not* a human.

I am not a human. I never have been, I never will be. I am above humanity as a concept and I will never identify as or with them.

I am not a human.

I am could kill you in an instant if i wanted to. Do. Not. Say. That. I. Am. Human.

Even if I wasn't alterhuman, I would still not be human. In that scenario, I suppose I'd be nothing, at all. But I am something, at least sometimes, but I am not human. DO. NOT. CALL. ME. HUMAN.

I will never be a human. Don't lie to me.

it/its but in the dehumanizing way. it/its but in the way that an animal is called an it, a creature born from nature. A creature that is beautiful and special in its own right, something not to be seen as lesser but equal in its own unique ways. " oh but it/its isn't dehumanizing !!" it CAN be to those who want it. Being seen as something nonhuman does not immediately equal lesser; there are beautiful things that are not human. You ever seen some sick tropical birds with its plumage, or the familial ties a bear may have to its cubs, or the dedication a lion may have to its prey. It/Its but in the way of appreciating the unhuman, but not subhuman.