Cute Ways To Remind Your Boyfriend That Your Birthday Is Coming Up And You Would Like To Spend Your Special

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

A PSA from 抖音健康时刻/Douyin Health Moment, an official account that teams up with various celebrities to create health reminders for douyin users

English added by me :)

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

is google insane or did it forget about the legal right to ablocking lol. are they trying to challenge the EU? bc they're not going to win that one. europe doesnt think this shit is cute

ive been flicking settings and programs on and off and updating drivers and shit trying to get youtube to load faster but it's being artificially throttled by google bc im using firefox

like. did they forget what antitrust suits are

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

Little shitpost idk

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dashboard unfucker update!

v5.6.0

Once again the evil "ui designers" of Tumblr have connived to take away your icons! But they're back now though so it's okay.

BONUS FEATURE:

Maybe you see a lot of polls without a "See results" option. Or maybe the options all suck. Or maybe you just don't feel like voting. Well regardless, it's your lucky day; you can now see poll results without voting!

All eyes are on you.

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?