@sincerelyalice

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Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒

She need's a good morning pounding willy

*kneeling on the floor in the middle of wires, metal, and glass shards*

*Helps you up* What were you doing down there?

You're supposed to be in bed.

Bye fudgemallows!!! Lmao 🤣😆

He brought his own snack

(via)

:3 oki

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Goodnight!

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I see! 👀

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡

Good morning, early birds!

Rise and shine, tired eyes!

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Cecil Beaton's Reddish House 🌿