Bye Fudgemallows!!! Lmao 🤣😆

WHY IS HE PRETTY

How old were you here and where/why/when was this taken? 😍😍😍

You know what? Here you really remind me of those 80s hippie guys from major bands, I love the hair lol

I think I was anywhere from 30 to 32 when that picture was taken, just a few years after the grand opening of my factory. It was taken at Huckleberry, an old photo framing store where you pay to have your picture taken in front of a backdrop and framed, just before I went on holiday to Nigeria (one of the wealthiest and most beautiful African countries, by the way) to celebrate a monetary sales increase in the new release of chocolate bars. And, of course, I was invited by hospitable locals to see the Calabar Carnival festival. To be completely honest, I hadn't planned on growing my hair to that length, I was just more dedicated to my work to care to cut it at the time. That is called "Wolfing", my dear. I cut it soon after. Semi annual haircut and all that jazz.

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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~Goodnight~

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(Personal Note): Even if you feel shitty today, tomorrow is a new day. For new opportunities, a new beginning, a fresh start, a new life. Stop focusing on the bad things that happen in your life & focus on the small moments you're fortunate to have, simple things like being able to snuggle under your covers with a good book & good food are a blessing. It's okay to be upset today. It's okay if today didn't go the way you wanted. Don't beat yourself up. Tomorrow's a new day. Start again.

•Winslowat3am•

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I'm kimi,could you be my shop promoter,Could you give me your email ,So I can contract You more convenient，I will tell you more details in the email^^

Hi. I mean, I would but I'm kinda already under contract with another company through Instagram (I could literally be fired if they found out) & I don't wear Harajuku clothing. It's funny you sent me this cause someone else asked me to promote their jewelry line. You know who would be the perfect person for this, though? @beachbabee would. She would be happy to make some extra money for her bakery.

You are loved~ ✨

Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚

Of course!

❄️💋❗BIG ANNOUNCEMENT❗💋🎄

@winslowat3am and I are partnering up for our first ever seasonal giveaway on Tumblr! We want to do something fun for the holidays because we know times have been hard and some people need some cheering up, so we're bringing the holidays to you guys! 🎄🎁❄️☃️ Starting today, the Thanksgiving giveaway is open from now until Friday 10:00am PST. We will be giving away 2 mystery boxes filled with new clothes from top brands, gift cards, miscellaneous, and other surprises!

🎁 HOW TO ENTER 🎁:

1 reblog = 1 entry. You can reblog this post multiple times but please don't spam your followers. Likes do not count as entries.

You don't have to be following my or his blog - but new followers are always welcome!

Winners will be selected randomly and announced after the competition is closed. I and Winslow will contact the winners we pick via private message. In addition we will be asking for the winners' fav aesthetic(s) and sizing info to match the items we choose with their body type, preferences and style as best as we can. I will be selecting a winner and @winslowat3am will be choosing the other. Winners will have 3 days to claim their prizes, otherwise we'll pick new winners.

SUPER IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALREADY HAVE A PO BOX ACTIVE THAT CAN RECEIVE MAIL AS WE WILL NOT BE MAILING THE BOXES TO HOME ADDRESSES. ALSO DO NOT PUBLICLY POST YOUR ADDRESS! WE WANT TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. Please give 1-2 weeks to receive your mail. We ship internationally so all are welcome to enter the giveaway.

Sidenote: If you're having a "something went screwy" error popping up where your messages are supposed to be, please email tumblr support so that they can fix it for you before you enter the giveaway because we will be contacting the winners by message! If you have any further questions please feel free to contact myself or Winslow.

I'm so excited to be able to be involved in this collab! Good luck to all who enter!! Xoxo 🎁🎁🎁

- Rose

LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE

But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.