Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??
Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!
My fault lemme get my bird 😂
WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???
😭
You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people
Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?
Facts, so sexy
You calling people hun and sweetheart is a religion itself
Lol, thank you but nah, I'm not that important. 🌺
C U T E A S K
So since you don't follow or like people I guess I can't count on you following me back 😭
No, sorry. I'm not here for friends. No offense.
:3 oki
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
😒
Herbal kitchens: apothecary 🌿
Bıraksalar gökyüzü kendini ikiye bölecekti...
Cemal Süreya...
Do you have a middle name?
Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.
There's footage of you running into the glass elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M DYING LMAOOOOO 🤣
It wasn't that funny. 😒