How To Tell Industrial Bands Apart:

How to tell industrial bands apart:

Throbbing Gristle: makes you question your sanity while listening

Skinny Puppy: you’re scared, but you’re dancing, singer sounds like he drank battery acid

Einstürzende Neubauten: singer is screaming in german, 5 out of 6 instruments are construction tools and you question your sanity again

Nine Inch Nails: there’s guitars and the singer is whining emo(tive) lyrics

Marilyn Manson: there’s guitars and the singer is yelling something about christianity

Ministry: there’s guitars and the singer is singing about his own cock or sucking cock

KMFDM: sucks singer is openly talking shit about his own band and about other bands too

Rammstein: Laibach’s good twin

Laibach: Rammstein’s evil twin

Pigface: even your mom played in this band at some point

Combichrist: sounds like stuff edgy 13 year olds listen to

Front Line Assembly: it’s cyber but not goths-with-glowsticks kind of cyber

Revolting Cocks: you don’t really understand what’s going on

Cabaret Voltaire: sounds like synthpop.

Front 242: your grandmother is dancing to it

Test Dept: bAG PIPES??? AND INDUSTRIAL??? AND IT SOUNDS GREAT?????

Severed Heads: you could listen to it in hotel lounge rooms