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How to tell industrial bands apart:

Throbbing Gristle: makes you question your sanity while listening

Skinny Puppy: you’re scared, but you’re dancing, singer sounds like he drank battery acid

Einstürzende Neubauten: singer is screaming in german, 5 out of 6 instruments are construction tools and you question your sanity again

Nine Inch Nails: there’s guitars and the singer is whining emo(tive) lyrics

Marilyn Manson: there’s guitars and the singer is yelling something about christianity

Ministry: there’s guitars and the singer is singing about his own cock or sucking cock

KMFDM: sucks singer is openly talking shit about his own band and about other bands too

Rammstein: Laibach’s good twin

Laibach: Rammstein’s evil twin

Pigface: even your mom played in this band at some point

Combichrist: sounds like stuff edgy 13 year olds listen to

Front Line Assembly: it’s cyber but not goths-with-glowsticks kind of cyber

Revolting Cocks: you don’t really understand what’s going on

Cabaret Voltaire: sounds like synthpop.

Front 242: your grandmother is dancing to it

Test Dept: bAG PIPES??? AND INDUSTRIAL??? AND IT SOUNDS GREAT?????

Severed Heads: you could listen to it in hotel lounge rooms 

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

Once again, I’m listening to the smiths

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Dick and Kory by Otto Schmidt

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Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.