This Is So Real

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

my best friend just messaged me saying “are we dating?” what does this mean??? i answered “wdym” is that bad?? should i have said something else?? if i should’ve, what would i have had to say??? would it explain why she was being so distant with me yesterday?? what is going on??

hii would you be able to write cute relationship headcanons w/ puck from glee? :)

hii! of course i can <3 thank you for your request x and i’m sorry it took so long!

noah puckerman x gn!reader

make sure to reblog and like if you enjoyed this, thank you!

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎𝐀𝐇 "𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊" 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

allow me to just start this off with: he is WHIPPED for you. entirely.

he’s crazy inlove with you

as in, he would do anything for you

you two began dating just before he found out quinn was having his baby (in his hoe era)

puck first off used you as a fling to get over quinn, except he started to get proper feelings, making life complicated for everyone

when quinn told him, his first thought was to not tell you about anything to do with the pregnancy

it was going great until you heard about it through jbi, when he posted it on the school’s blog

this caused a huge argument to erupt with you and puck, further causing a dent in the relationship

when he told you that quinn was keeping the baby and he wanted to be involved, you were angry and couldn’t help but understand.

quinn had a conversation with you (this confused you since you and quinn never spoke even though you were on the cheerleading team together), and spoke to you about puck. you couldn’t help but feel like he had some involvement in that.

after this, you then went and spoke to puck, hearing his thoughts and coming to an agreement that you’re okay with him being involved with the baby growing up as long as he doesn’t leave you.

you helped out when you could and offered for her to stay with you when she got kicked out. she declined yet you were still closer than you were before

when quinn had her baby, you found out that she had called her beth and was going to give her to shelby, rachel’s mother

after this, you and quinn sort of drifted however still spoke

ok now that’s out of the way wow

he’s honestly so caring

cold? football jersey yay

wardrobe malfunction? football jersey yay

he loves to see you in his clothes

speaking of clothes, if you were to stay at his house or him at yours, he’d love to pick your outfit

not even in a controlling way, just cute

“okay how about these two together?”

“i absolutely cannot wear a orange top with black jeans, santana will tear me apart.“

“fuck santana and what she thinks!”

“you’ve already done that!”

teasing him for everything. movie and song choices, exes, fashion sense (if you can even call it that)

he is honestly strangely domestic

going back to the idea of you staying at his or him at yours, if your parents both had work and it was just you, he’d let you sleep in and you’d wake up to him attempting to make you breakfast

and you can say that he is not like that all you want, you saw what he was like with beth

a family is all he wants, and now you’re in the picture he knows he’s got everything he wants and more. a family.

dates. they are so spontaneous. one day you could be watching movies and eating dinner and the next you could be sitting at the top of a ferris wheel laughing about an insult santana said about finn

that reminds me. being literal besties with finn however not being able to stand rachel. she’s too obnoxious

i cant help but feel like you and santana have some sort of friendship but not that much ?? like one of them where it’s like you say hi and talk to each other sometimes and if one of them is in drama you’re immediately on their side and backing them up but you wouldn’t hang around with them willingly??

does that make sense?

anyways

if you have long hair, he loves to try and do your hair but always gets it tangled :( he tries i swear

if you were to get drunk (rachel’s house party train wreck extravaganza) it would be so funny. all of puck’s exes except santana seem to be under the “angry drunks” category so i’m putting you under there

you know what that means. teaming up with drunk lauren and drunk quinn to shout at him as he tries to get you all to stop (i’m sorry but i have to mention the way he drunkenly says “chILL OUTTT” to lauren after she makes fun of pucks hair)

honestly this isn’t even just at rachel’s house party train wreck extravaganza it’s everywhere where there is alcohol present

being the school’s it couple

the entire glee club ships you both i swear to GODDD

flirting everywhere it’s actually sickly

“get a room please!” - rachel

PDA PDA PDA PDA

i think this one was obvious

he LOVES pda.

he wants everyone to know that he loves you and that you are his partner

dancing to music and singing along to the songs, sometimes he turns down the music as you’re singing. he’s inlove with your voice .

i actually didn’t say this omg but you’re in the glee club too yayay you joined just after puck did

you are his greatest achievement (second to beth, IM SORRY)

but this doesn’t mean you aren’t the one he loves and sees a future with

he just wants to marry you one day

omg how was this??? i hope this is good! if this isn’t up to your expectations just send in another ask and i’ll try again :) i’m very sorry it took so long!

back to my masterlist: here

daryl dixon is so baby

Hi! Could I request Denny Duquette x reader where they were high school sweethearts, and engaged but when he left his parents he left her too. She thought he was dead and went to medical school because of him and became an amazing attending. Richard Webber offers her a job at Seattle Grace where they reunite after so many years and she’s angry and upset that he left her. After his surgery he lives and they get back together. Thank you 💕

of course! it might take me a little bit to do it but i’ll definitely get round to it, thank you for your request anon! 💕

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time

she is my gf omg

When I think about it, I should’ve been hanging out with this girl the whole time. I mean first of all, she’s hilarious. She’s so funny. I feel like this summer, I have laughed harder than I have laughed in a really long time. And she’s smart, way smarter than me. You know, she can crack top secret Russian codes. She’s honestly unlike anyone I’ve ever even met before.

the cranberries?!? you have great taste 🤍 and tysm for the tag!

tags: @cimacally @star-laboratory @swiftsdelucaa & anyone else that wants to join!

New tag game: make a poll with your top 5 recently played artists on Spotify and let people pick their favourites!

to find recently played artists: click pfp → view profile → recently played artists → see all artists

@yourlocalbadgerscales @yourlocalxiaosimp @names-confuse-me @touslin @dracosleftarsecheek @retic-pithon @ravensncrowsx and open tags!!!

i just watched the barbie film. ugly cried twice and i have an obsession with ryan gosling <3