Musk Is Going To Die In A Tesla Explosion In 6 Months After Sticking His Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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From Valentine’s Day 2013, one of 34 photos. African penguins receive valentines from biologist Crystal Crimbchin at The California Academy of Sciences African penguin exhibit in San Francisco, on February 13, 2013. The valentines will be used as nesting material. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Hatoful Advent calendar complete

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Evilness is...

Recommending an amateur to watch ‘Boku no Pico’ with a smile :)

SKULL FUCKER PLAYER OF XYLOBONES

Find your code name for the skeleton war.

1st: Birth month

January:Marrow

February:Femur

March:Phalanx

April:Vertebrae

May: Rib

June:Pelvis

July: Tooth

August: Fibula

September: Tibia

October: Sternum

November: Skull

December: Humerus

2nd: First letter of last name

A-E: Sucker

F-I: Nutz

J-M: Bong

N-Q: Slapper

R-U: Fucker

V-Y: Humper

Z: Douche

3rd: Birthday:

1-5: the fuckboi destroyer

6-10: master of the bone zone

11-15: player of xylobones

16-20: maker of dank memes

21-25: devourer of candy corn

26-31:crypt keeper of puns

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