SKULL FUCKER PLAYER OF XYLOBONES
1st: Birth month
January:Marrow
February:Femur
March:Phalanx
April:Vertebrae
May: Rib
June:Pelvis
July: Tooth
August: Fibula
September: Tibia
October: Sternum
November: Skull
December: Humerus
2nd: First letter of last name
A-E: Sucker
F-I: Nutz
J-M: Bong
N-Q: Slapper
R-U: Fucker
V-Y: Humper
Z: Douche
3rd: Birthday:
1-5: the fuckboi destroyer
6-10: master of the bone zone
11-15: player of xylobones
16-20: maker of dank memes
21-25: devourer of candy corn
26-31:crypt keeper of puns
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I'm a bit depressed right now, but that's ok. when it comes to emotions I get a lot of highs and lows, kind of like a rollercoaster. I don't dwell too much on sadness because I know things will get better, and I will feel happier again as time passes
THATS FUCKING HETALIA
It seems that everyone has agreed that the season 2 finale is of David choosing Max over Camp Cambell.
But everyone forgets what happened just before the gif.
David Isn’t looking at the camp and all his other happy campers.
He is looking at Cameron Cambell.
He chose the camp over Cameron.
Let me explain further.
In the first season we see that David absolutely adores Cameron. He loves him like a father. He worships Cameron. He used a child as a human shield against the FBI and David didn’t hate him on the spot.
But as Max gets to him, shows him things aren’t always happy and good, David starts to admit some truths to himself.
What he loves so much isn’t as important to Cameron.
In season two, David is forced to confront how Cameron uses both him and the campers for his own personal gains as you see in the egg episode and how he is using the camp as a cover that he wasn’t in Russia.
But parents day changed that.
David watched as Cameron lied and tried to pretend he cared and knew what he was doing.
“Wether it’s nerd camp for… Neeeil?”
“Or Adventure camp for… Girl Neil!”
Everything was about not going to jail, not making sure the campers were actually happy and having fun.
And look at how David was treated behind the stage.
David looks surprised that Cameron is talking so seriously to him. It starts off gentle. “David I know you never let me down before,”
“And I know you never will.”
Cameron aims his anger about what is happening on David because he knows time and again that David would just take it. He won’t fight for himself.
Cameron doesn’t care about anything David does. When the whole camp is in jeopardy, what does Cameron focus on?
“Or I’m going to super Guantanamo.”
He doesn’t want to face the consequences of his lies, crime and scams. And David finally saw that. It wasn’t until he sees the activity form that he realizes parents, birth or parental figures, can fail you.
David finally understands where Max is coming from, and in that light sees that he has two choices to chose from.
1) Keep following Cameron and ignore the needs of his beloved campers
Or
2) Turn his back on Cameron Cambell and focus on the needs of Camp Cambell.
David had a choice in this scene. And he chose Camp Cambell, he chose his campers over the man he saw as a father.
David would never chose something other than Camp Cambell. That is his whole life. But he would chose the campers, and focus on the one camper who isn’t having fun, and give him the individual attention he deserves.
Please do not let debt collectors play in your face.
i just found 12 bricks
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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Which brings me to my next point, I also am thinking of adding a giveaway link to the blog just for giveaways that are off Tumblr.
What do you all think?
By the way, you still have time to enter mine! I added more time to the giveaway so that giveaway will end in 15 days. Mine unfortunately is just for those in the States. Good luck!
Hey, you there.
Yes, you. The person reading this, right here, right now.
I’m going to try and keep this brief, I don’t want to waste your time.
But can you feel that?
No, it’s not another kinkshame. Those come later.
It’s the feeling of me being proud of you.
2015 was a hard year for all of us. So much awful stuff happened that just about everyone I know wanted to give up and do some… things I don’t want to talk about. And some of them went through with it. But you didn’t.
It’s been a long and hard year, but even through all the chaos, you survived. You held together through all of this and made it to 2016.
And I’m proud of you.
Here’s to a better 2016, pal.