Anime-love-life - We Might Be Okay

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

Hatoful Advent calendar complete

Merry Christmas!

Wow I'm the dork of toast

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Please do not let debt collectors play in your face.

Spy AU? (It would be a blessing if someone drew this)

SPY AU Yakov: annoying boss at head quarters Victor: hot shot leader that never follows directions Yuuri: newbie, Victors new partner, used as a sexy distraction/lures the target into a trap Phichit: tech expert Seung: badass that doesn’t talk much Leo and Guang-hong: snipers/ get away drivers Christophe: patches up the crew when they get back Otabek: weapons expert/picks up Yurio after a mission via jet pack or motorcycle Yurio: stealth, cartwheels past lasers and breaks people’s neck with his legs Mickey: Annoying spazz Sara: look out JJ: acts like they’re the shit but ends up needing to be saved Georgi: disguise expert Minami: small, so used to spy in vents Emil: always comes late but ends up right when needed Mila: the one that tries to keep the team in order

This was all I can think of ;w; this is my contribution to the fandom

TRUTH

It’d be nice to find a big ol’ Dewott in my stocking Christmas mornin’~

love this :D

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted