Hey If You’re In The U.S. And Use Food Stamps Or Know Somebody Who Does I Found This Online Cookbook

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

THATS FUCKING HETALIA

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

Whyyy why have I subjected myself to this again I could’ve stopped I ain’t have to watch another movie I ain’t have to sit through ANOTHER phone call through my movie I even picked a COMEDY DAMNIT

Gonna put a bullet in something either her phone or my brains we’ll see if she hangs up before my favorite part

Next time I think I should initiate ✨family fun time✨and decide to watch a movie 🎥 🍿🥤

Fucking 🛑 STOP 🛑 me these bitches can’t even sit through a studio ghibli movie without a whole convo and I’m sick of iT😷😑💀

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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GET IN MA BELLY

g’night here a tiny sans again

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I got bored one day so i decided to do a thing it’s still a WIP, but y e a audio: John Mulaney