I'm so sorry to all the gay couples that thought I was judging them. I was staring because you are SO FREAKING CUTE
:O
I love how the superhero called Doorman looks just like the doorman at Le Grand Paris.
Are they cousins?
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
I wish my high school teachers were like this, instead of eating me and my friends with the eyes. I'm 20 now and at uni, but I know I look younger, so any person over 30s that looks at me on a sexualized way seems absolutely gross to me.
normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them
and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men
please do
Brazilian folklore in a nutshell
A lot of them are like "I'm a nice creature, but I might kill you in unpleaseant ways if you ever think about messing with my forest"
i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!
I've never seen such Chat Noir energy on a facebook post
Dude, I'm totally adding science headcanon in my vocabulary
Kim: I have a science headcanon.
Max: Can’t you just say you have a hypothesis, like a normal person?
Kim:
Kim: So my science headcanon is…
!!!!!!!! THIS !!!!!!!!
I'm 19 and I still feel like a kid even having relationships before and I feel that's incredibly WRONG how some guys behave with me even when they don't cross serious boundaries. I know my blog doesn't have many views and most of the things I post are never seen by anyone, but this is some serious stuff so I feel that is my duty to share. Unfortunally I had a few not so good experiences with teachers and older friends.
You are NOT MATURE for dating someone older
You are mature to recognise when a relationship won't be good for you