There Is An Opportunity To Make A "be Gay, Do Crime" Joke Here, But I Have No Idea What Joke That Would

crushes are a pain in the posterior. especially when they last for longer than a year.

Bruh 2024 really is a year where history will be made

The haters and losers, they came with their guns. Guns they want to ban by the way. Very sad. They shot me but missed. Badly. They only clipped my ear. I said to the doctor afterwards, great doctor by the way. The best. I said "I've got two ears but I'm sure I can do without one. I can win an election with one ear and Biden wouldn't even win with three." He laughed and said "sir, I've never seen someone heal from a gunshot wound so quickly." The quickest, I hear folks. The quickest. It's an incredible thing.

just gonna leave this here

Enemies (?)

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

OMG

The LITTLE Little Mermaid

watching zeke annihilate hundreds of teenaged scouts 😇😇😇😇🥹🥹🥹☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘

Watching Annie obliterate the Levi squad 🥰🥰

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

finally somebody said this

"nothing matters, so be kind to each other and make this meaningless world a better place"

so... the world would be better if people were kind? you made a value judgment on different types of worlds? you think people ought to be kind? you think kindness is good?

so you think that the world has value and significance? that some ways of life are better than others? that some things are genuinely good?

then why did you say nothing matters?

how in the heck was Jane austen so good at writing dialogue. she's literally the best. I've seen no one better