Latest Posts by am-just-a-simp - Page 5
COMIDAS CON MENOS DE 50 CALORÍAS
🎀 12 FRESAS: 50 calorías
🎀 50 ARÁNDANOS: 40 calorías
🎀 10 UVAS: 35 calorías
🎀 1 DURAZNO (pequeño): 40 calorías
🎀 1 CLARA DE HUEVO: 17 calorías
🎀 12 CERÉZAS: 48 calorías
🎀 1 KIWI (pequeño): 47 calorías
Greek Gods as reaction pics cause...why not
Zeus:
Hera to Hephaestus:
The Fates:
Ares:
Athena:
Hades:
Poseidon:
Demeter:
Apollo:
GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D
low effort Olympian memes :)
ZEUS
POSEIDON
HADES
HERA
DEMETER
HESTIA
APOLLO
ARTEMIS
ATHENA
HEPHAESTUS
ARES
APHRODITE
DIONYSUS
HERMES
being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five
a special and big thank you to an4 tumblr for being my safe place
I just had a super weird "ah-HA!" moment (I don't get those often and now I'm excited, so bare with me.)
Okay so Michael Bay made both the 2014/16 TMNT movies AND the Transformers movies, and in the second TMNT movie there's a transformers cameo with Bumblebee.
....hold on. I gotta word this right before the weed kicks in.
(At this point in the post, I got a phone call and forgot what I was doing. It has been an hour and I am stoned out of my goddamned mind. I will do my best to continue from here. Sorry!)
...damnit. I got sidetracked. Ugh. Okay basically, well actually CANONICALLY TMNT, X-Files, Power Rangers, Hellboy, Ghost busters, Batman (and therefore, the league,) Hellboy, Street fighter, Archie, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and even Josie and the Pussycats all exsist IN THE SAME GODDAMNED UNIVERSE.
CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT HOW FUCKED UP NEW YORK IS ON A REGULAR AFTERNOON!?!
Like, Donnie getting kidnapped by aliens
..and then probably getting saved by Scully and Mulder!? Does that last part actually happen??? I don't know, I haven't read that crossover yet. But the point is THAT IT COULD!
Meanwhile, you have Bebop and Rocksteady chillin with Scourge (Sonic)
While Raph's probably kickin back and having a beer with Casey and Hellboy
And Garfield and Mikey are playing it up like Top Chef in the kitchen,
All the while you have Optimus fuckin Prime and the Megazord probably having an arm wrestling match on a mountain somewhere!
AND THEN THERE'S WHATEVER THE GOD FEARING HELL THIS IS:
(At this point in my weed-fueled ramblings, I was distracted by the sounds of my dogs barking downstairs. Nothing was wrong, but there were cookies in the adjacent kitchen...well anyway, it's been 40 minutes. Sorry again! 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️)
Anyway, I had a point to all this...
...
.....
........OH YEAH!
Donnie fucks Batgirl.
The End.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
There’s never a bad time to have a TMNT marathon.
You can watch the entire 1987 series by clicking here!
You can see the 2003 series by clicking here!
You can watch the 2012 series by clicking here!
But wait, there’s more!
Want to watch The Next Mutation series? Click here! - Here’s where you can watch the TMNT/Power Rangers crossover episode!
And of course, the movies!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)? No problem, click here!
Go ninja, go ninja, go! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze (1991) is right here!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) would be located here!
TMNT (2007) can be watched here!
Wanna see Turtles Forever (2009)? Here is where you need to click!
Knock knock, you about to get shellshocked! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) movie here!
im really out here being like "oMg iLL dO anYthiNg to LosE thIs weIgHt😭😭😭" and then eat everything within a five mile radius
Does someone know any „tips and tricks“ on how to actually loose weight? and im not talking about calorie deficit or drinking water, like foods to eat or stuff to drink that ACTUALLY help
🗣Anyone using a period tracker app needs to very strongly consider deleting it. Not now, but RIGHT NOW!
Your personal data that is being collected can and has already been mined and sold to marketing firms and law enforcement. You don’t need to be Margaret Atwood to imagine who your private information might be sold to, or what period-tracking data might be used for in a Republican state, or in a conservative court of law.
I really hate to sound alarmist, but this is Christofascist America in 2022, please protect yourself and act accordingly.
👉🏿 https://www.consumerreports.org/health-privacy/what-your-period-tracker-app-knows-about-you-a8701683935/
👉🏿 https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/05/04/abortion-digital-privacy/
👉🏿 https://www.newsnationnow.com/business/tech/abortion-data-privacy-question/
reblog to kill yourself
EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING
You think I’m pretty? You should see me on my knees for you
Gosh you’re so fucking stupid *makes out with you*
I want to go of the rails. Do hard drugs, get skinnier and skinnier. Have more friends even if they are just fake. Do molly or whatever the fuck else with my friends. Drink and party all night. Smoke cigs and build fires. Stumble home and do it all over again the next day
I want to go home. I will always want to go home. Even when I am at home I want to go home. But I’m not really thinking of a place, it’s more that feeling of everything finally being over, of seeing the light in the windows of your house on a cold night, of being safe, the relief of leaving a party you’re not enjoying, like when you felt sick at school and they sent you home, or when you got upset at a sleepover and they called your parents. I want my mum to come get me. I want to go home.
my safe foods and their calories +benefits ･ﾟ.*✧･.
♡ ginger kombucha (50 calories per 470ml)
great for bloating and rebalancing your gut microbiome
is quite sweet and tones down my sugar craving without being full of chemicals
♡ grapefruit (42 calories per 100g)
so filling due to large size
dense with vitamin c
♡ miso soup (35 calories per package)
feels like having a proper meal
you can add as much water as you want as long as you dont mind a diluted taste
♡ peaches (40 calories per 100g)
literally delicious
filled with natural sugars
tastes like a desert
♡ spicy pickles (5 calories per 2 spears)
satisfies my salt craving without having very many calories at all
161 CALS FOR THE WHOLE PLATE <3
ok y’all are not gonna believe me but istg this is good lmao. i got it from tiktok but arranged it a little. it’s great for people who don’t have stevia or any 0 calorie sugar too, i know that it can be very expensive so here’s a recipe that doesn’t need any !
ingredients :
(brownies)
- 27g flour (96)
- 21g cocoa powder (48)
- pinch of salt + 1/4 tsp baking powder (0)
- 100g diet soda (0) ik that sounds extremely unappealing but trust me it’s still very good 💀 if you WANT to add some powdered sweetener tho, it’s 120g of soda (for 45g of sweetener)
(toppings)
- 1 tbs cocoa powder (12)
- 2g maple syrup (5)
- the quickest splash of unsweetened almond milk/water (0)
directions : mix the dry ingredients, then add in the diet soda, then you can either bake it in a preheated oven at 400F/200C or (impatient as i am) in the microwave for 2min30, it’ll come out very slimy tho, idk if you can see it in the pic. then mix and pour the chocolate glaze on top et voilà !
more recipes to come soon 💋🩰
Fuck the whole “I wanna be my own ✨thinspo✨” thing. I wanna be fucking bonespo.
I want to be skinny and covered in super sexy scars
i take pills like they’re candy
5 things that would make me happy
1. reaching my ugw
2. reaching my ugw
3. reaching my ugw
4. reaching my ugw
5. reaching my ugw
“Ha pasado el tiempo y yo ya no soy el mismo, me convertí en un ser frío e irreconocible.”
— Loquesemeocurraescribo
tag urself <3 part 2
past few months
How To Consume 2000+ Calories In Under 10 Minutes: A guide by my dumbass fucking eating disorder
call me 1929 because i'm in a great depression
Sometimes I just wanna bash my head into the wall 🥺👉👈