I Take Pills Like They’re Candy

Saw this on X/Twitter never related more in my life 💀

I can’t donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says “I’m sorry these are the stupidest organs I’ve ever seen”

saw that stupid 3.8k note discourse post about dead dove writing and like first of all, get a life. second of all, people are claiming that anyone who writes any dark/dddne things are not adults?? because adults "are too busy"??? like im sorry that you don't have hobbies but don't be mad that some people are better at time management and have more fun than you 😭😭😭

and people complaining about fics just being that and there's no "normal" smut... its because you're probably blocked by the writers who make the content you like for having a dumb ass opinion!!!! and be the change you want to see!! you don't want dark fics? WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING FICS!!! build your own community and friend group. don't be mad that FREE content isn't to your tastes.

plus the amount of comments being like "i read x fic and it was so gross, i can't believe people would write it!" WHY ARE YOU READING FICS YOU DONT LIKEEEEEE!! i have NEVERRR seen a dark/dead dove fic without EXPLICIT warnings and tags about what the fic contained. you can't complain that you ate a peanut butter cookie when it's labeled peanut butter cookie (contains nuts!!). like be so for real. do something other than be miserable for once in your life. i promise you that you will feel instantly better and feel stupid that you spent so much time harassing people you don't know online.

my safe foods and their calories +benefits ･ﾟ.*✧･.

♡ ginger kombucha (50 calories per 470ml)

great for bloating and rebalancing your gut microbiome

is quite sweet and tones down my sugar craving without being full of chemicals

♡ grapefruit (42 calories per 100g)

so filling due to large size

dense with vitamin c

♡ miso soup (35 calories per package)

feels like having a proper meal

you can add as much water as you want as long as you dont mind a diluted taste

♡ peaches (40 calories per 100g)

literally delicious

filled with natural sugars

tastes like a desert

♡ spicy pickles (5 calories per 2 spears)

satisfies my salt craving without having very many calories at all

Writers are scary because we’ll take personal trauma and think, "Hmm… what if this happened to my fictional characters but worse?"

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

Ngl same

my only purpose in life is to birth gojo satoru’s big babies

“I want to bring him peace”

Lmao, I want my pussy to drive him insane. I want him to experience possessive, violent urges at my existence that consume his every waking thought.

a special and big thank you to an4 tumblr for being my safe place