Roses Without Thorns Wings Without Horns Skin Stained In Color Still, I Grow Duller

Goals

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

I mean... it worked for Bakugo

fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”

Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”

Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”

Zeus: “Yup.”

Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”

Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”

Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”

Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”

I will sit here and wear this clown nose until I get fed.

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oh my god not to be a clown but I have a theory about the chat noir and alya balcony scene

so in the rocketear trailer we have Chat Noir visiting Alya on her balcony. I think it's safe to assume that Chat isn't referring to his budding feelings for Alya (which means Alya isn't cheating on Nino), since, as we should all know by now, the trailers are designed to be misleading. So, if he's not flirting with Alya, then he's visiting Alya for some input on his love life. But, why Alya of all people? Remember, Chat Noir doesn't know that Alya is Rena Rouge (unless her identity somehow gets revealed to him sometime between Optygami and Sentibubbler). Before we can figure that out, we need to figure out who he's talking about in his conversation with Alya.

Is it Ladybug? It's possible, since Alya knows a lot about Ladybug, being the Ladyblogger and all. However, I don't think that's the case. It's been made very clear that Ladybug has no interest in dating Chat, plus Chat is becoming more distanced from Ladybug throughout the season. So if he's not talking about Ladybug, then who is he talking about with Alya?

Well, let's look at Alya's various roles in the show once more. Alya is Rena Rouge, but Chat Noir doesn't know that. Chat Noir knows that that Alya's the Lady blogger, but it's unlikely that he's going to Alya for love advice on Ladybug.

BUT. Who else does Alya know very well that would warrant Chat Noir going to her for love advice?

Let's look back at what he says to her in the trailer:

"We got to know each other way better now, and I've been noticing these little things... you know..."

Now, what could this possible budding romance be referring to???

well, who is Adrien stuck in the elevator with in Optigami????

And who was Chat talking to in Sentibubbler???

in conclusion, Chat Noir is coming to Alya to set him up with Marinette since she's Marinette's best friend.

MARICHAT SHIPPERS LETS GET CLOWNING🤡🤡🤡

chap 316 redraw

I sincerely miss deku’s smile ☹️

is anyone actually surprised that they tried to cut one of the best (if not the best) and most significant scenes of the whole movie (x)

This is gonna be stuck in my head all day

I was reminded of this fever dream once again and now I’m making it everyone’s problem.

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

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This is the best one. Pack it up guys, we're done here.

what am i...doing @buggachat