Goals
The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
I had people saying I was a witch and into voodoo because of a joke I had with my friends. Whenever it rained or something I'd raise my hands and do a little dance and a chant and pretend I'm casting a spell on the weather. Totally joking and my friends and I had a good laugh. But I'd always get weird looks from strangers. This was high school.
Like in middle school the only rumors abt me that I know about r that I was jewish (we were learning about physical traits used to identify jews during the holocaust) and that I had a crush on some dude bc, for some reason that still eludes me, he spent his last day at school going around telling everyone I confessed to him
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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
Omg!
Alya being included and supporting Marinette is meant to give the ILLUSION things are better for her. And Marinette doesn’t even realize it.
You know what? Since heterosexual people are called straight, I’m starting a petition for homosexuals to be called curved. All bi folks can be flamberge.
Straight.
Curved.
Flamberge.
I admit I’m not familiar with all the orientations, but feel free to educate me and I’ll try to find something that fits. Be a weapon. Fuck the system.
so painful having to see chronobug stare at EVERY CHOICE past her made, RECENT past her made, agreeing that every single one of them had to be made, and hating each one just as much anyway, hating HERSELF just as much……..
TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY
So would you say the artist worked... sonic fast?
i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious