I Love This Au So Much! It's Literally My Favorite Thing Right Now. It Has Some Serious Alastor Angst

Souheki is purely platonic to me BUT I do love the canon fact Dazai saw Ranpo using his skill-that's-not-actually-a-skill (this is an important precision) once and immediately became his n°1 stan. His diehard fan. The leader of his fanclub (which he created). It's the cutest thing in the world and I love re-reading that part of the light novel just because of Dazai's evident enthusiasm when talking about Ranpo.

I found out that Alastor likes doodling and immediately had to draw something

(the other guy on the paper is supposed to be Lucifer btw)

The real reason they got divorced: couldn’t agree which turtle to name “Red”

Trials of Apollo scenes I would LOVE to see art/comics of

Lit thinking that Apollo had missed his shot… only to be trampled by combat ostriches.

Meg crying and hugging Apollo while they fly away on griffins in TDP.

Nero “comforting” Meg as she looks at her father’s corpse.

Apollo begging for Meg’s life, even as he’s clinging to consciousness after his arm’s been crushed.

Apollo stepping in front of Piper after Jason is killed, in an effort to shield her from the pandai’s arrows.

Piper yelling at Apollo, saying that the gods don’t care, that he’s using them.

Medea collapsing forwards, revealing Piper behind her (that one would really be best as an animation though.)

Meg comforting Apollo at the end of the book while on the plane.

So I know it can be hard to find aroace Alastor and Alastor/ platonic relationships content. But I have put together a list of Al bonding with the others platonically. (All are on AO3)

Escaped By A Hair by PurpleArrowandLeather

Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.

Post Season One

Mother, Dearest by WritingSoupBowl

In Episode 6 instead of having a meeting Adam tries to kill Charlie and Vaggie. Trying to escape, they run into Al's mother.

You've Got A Face for Radio by ckret12

This one is specifically about how Alastor is Aroace and I love it.

"He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective."

Staff Infection by ItAllStartedWithANightFuryLovingGirl

This one is adorable. Everyone gets sick and Al won't admit he needs rest.

To Make A Skirt by another_athena

This has to be one of my favorites in this list and it's longer. It focuses on Al and Angel a lot. It's incredibly clear that Alastor is Aroace in this one and I love it. Also boys wearing feminine clothes together. It's just adorable and it has some angst.

In sum: Angel is bored so Al teaches him how to sew.

(I love touch-averse Alastor so much)

Good Friends To the Second End by Neo_followthe whiterabbit

More platonic Al and Angel. It has a coming out scene with Al too and that's pretty good.

I love these two being friends.

Okay, those are all for now but I was wondering if anyone had any like these? I love reading stuff like these

conceptualising brucie wayne as like…. an ominous boomer texter. he uses a lot of ellipses. never elaborates on anything. describes events in the worst ways imaginable. he texts dick ‘the plane went down. we lost tim’ (bruce forgot to pick tim up from school after lacrosse practice) and dick tries to call and ask if bruce just told him his brother?? is dead?? and bruce just keeps replying with thumbs up emojis with no context and ‘tim passed’ (his final exams)

Alastor is drawing

also some things he's drawing

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huh. he wouldn't want to show these to anyone...

Ranpo watched old detective films

I just wanted to say happy early Valentine's to all my fellow Aromantics and Aces! We can make it through this one with our pure 'don't touch me' vibes.

I believe in us!!

I need a movie where Misha Collins plays a gay angel that falls in love with a bisexual cowboy played by Jensen Ackles. Their names are Cassius and Daniel, Cas and Dan. Jared Padalecki plays Daniel’s younger brother, Samson. It’s a blatant ripoff of SPN. The quality is extremely shitty and the budget was $40. Misha is wearing a pair of shitty $12 angel wings from Amazon and a cardboard halo. Jensen has a water gun instead of a real one. For some reason Samson is a mime, dressed in full mime ensemble, and breaks the fourth wall via miming his frustration about how Daniel and Cassius won’t get together. It has a laugh track and uses those “oohs” and “ahhs” and gasps that were in those early 2000s disney channel shows. Whenever Daniel shoots his gun you just hear Jensen making “pew pew pew pew” noises as red water squirts out.