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1 year ago

Antebellum Peeps ( TM ) As Dogs

some people and dogs were not included. include more at your leisure..

Albert Gallatin is a Labrador Retriever. He's smart, resourceful, basic, but he also gives very reasonable person vibes, even if he can feel a little boring at times. Still, that complete uninterestingness is what makes him special.

Samuel Howe is a Schnauzer. He's caring, social, protective of what he cares about for as long as he cares about it, AND I have never seen another dog that looks as much like a misogynist than schnauzers do. I like to think the ears and muzzle hair also fit him.

William Lloyd Garrison is a Doberman. He's proud, looks intimidating at first, and doesn't forget or forgive easily. He's also noble, and is just generally popular and well known. You can always depend on him to do what's right, even if its not exactly what you want him to do. This applis for Garrison as a dog breed, but also for him as a human being.

Floride Calhoun is a Chow Chow. She's high strung, bites strangers, and judges and ranks everyone based on their usefulness and importance to her. Her immediate instinct upon meeting someone in need of help is to first consider prosletization ( TM ) and when that person inevitably dies, she says its great that they converted to Christianity before they passed away ( what the FUCK Floride ). Both of these are very Chow Chow behaviors.

Thomas Benton is a Rottweiler. Like a doberman, but more stocky, Benton is courageous, good-natured ( when he isn't faced with Clay, Calhoun, or Foote ), and confidently self assured. He's a stereotypical police dog, however... so uhhh. He is MANLY though.

Andrew Jackson is a Canary Dog in behavior and a Greyhound in physique. He is large. He engages in dogfights. He looks fast, but is actually fairly chill and doesn't mind being lazy. He could rip someone apart. He WILL rip someone apart. He drools. He contains multitudes.

Benjamin Brown French is a Goldendoodle. Like a goldendoodle, French was created upon this Earth for one purpose. For a goldendoodle, that purpose was to remind mankind of their hubris. For French, it was to be the guiding voice of The Field of Blood. Both of them are lovable and funny unique abominations in the worst/best way.

Charles Sumner is an Akita. A very sleep deprived Akita with heart issues. He is very strong, large, bear-like, and could probably take down a tank if he could. Like an Akita, though, Sumner is long-lasting and has a thick skin! Metaphorically.

Harriet Martineau is a Papillon. She's very intelligent, petite, friendly, and has a much smaller stature than most of the other dogs on here, and despite not being American, is actually much more well-educated about American politics than actual Americans! She is also tiny but gives an air of great dignity and royal elegance as well a cuteness.

Julia Howe is a Wetterhoun. She's a water dog, with a natural talent, and despite being fairly reserved, gets along well with other people. She also has a strong will and won't back down from a challenge and is actually way more tolerant than most other people around her notice or give her credit for.

Daniel Webster is a Mastiff. Like a Mastiff, Daniel Webster is SCARY HUGE, has a reputation as being noble and almightly, and is the perfect fighting dog ( in terms of debate ). They both reportedly have the exact same mouth shape. He's also not easily provoked, similar to the Mastiff, and is pretty docile and domesticated when it really comes down to it.

Harriet Beecher Stowe is a German Shepherd. She's willing to learn, incredibly curious, smart and she's actually competant at what she sets out to do. Stowe, also like a german shepherd, is a very recognizable kind of figure, just like how german shepherds are recognizable dog breeds.

John Calhoun is a Border Collie. He, like a Border Collie, is terrifyingly smart. As in, smart enough to be ranked first in The Intelligence of Dogs. He's also adaptable ( to changes in political climate ) and great at herding ( his colleagues to secessionist ideals ), like a border collie.

Jefferson Davis is a Skye Terrier. He only ever had one person he actually loved ( his first wife ), and never moved on after her death. Like a Skye Terrier, he gives off large amounts of old man energy. He had some pretty funky facial hair too once you stop and think about it. I also think it's funny how I'm assigning Davis a super tiny dog when in real life he was like Abraham Lincoln's hight.

John Quincy Adams is a Shiba Inu. He is BOLD and ridiculously PROUD and incredibly CLEAN and GRUMPY and INDEPENDENT and UNHAPPY and DIGNIFIED and ALOOF and THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER DOG THAT FITS JQA MORE.

William Seward is a Siberian Husky. Seward, similar to a Husky, is stubborn, clever, capable, and despite having great intentions, does tend to have some odd ideas at times. They're both also dogs that are instantly recognizable on sight, and have something to do with Alaska.

John Randolph is a Pug. He is a pug. He just is. His health issues are infinite. He looks hideous. He is tiny. He vibrates with rage at any given moment. Every noise that he makes only alienates him more. He is such a pug I genuinely can't imagine him as anything else, even before he contracted tuberculosis.

Rachel Donelson Jackson is a Bichon. She just wants to live her life, and move on, similar to a Bichon's passive nature. Small, chill, going with the flow. I can't explain it any better than just saying that she and Bichons share the same vibes.

Nicholas Biddle is a Pomeranian. He's tiny and extroverted and happy and friendly and lively and playful! He also loves being in the center of attention like any other pomeranian. Both Biddle and Pomeranians have fantastic hair and are always alert about changes in their enviroment, and aren't afraid to challenge others. Often to their own detriment.

Mary Todd Lincoln is a West Highland White Terrier. Like a West Highland White Terrier, Mary Lincoln is tiny, and has a temper that can vary wildly depending on what's going on and who she's with. She hates being roughhandled and is normally assured, stubborn and self-confident. Normally.

Louisa Adams is a Pitbull. She's intelligent, trustworthy, kindhearted, and genuinely a good person even if it might not seem like that at first. She enjoys taking humorous situations literally, or at least with tongue in cheek, and if you wrong her she will not let it go. She's also a pretty medium-sized figure, both in society and as a dog.

Abraham Lincoln is a Great Dane. Because TALL politicians mean TALL dogs. Yet, despite being an imposing figure, he's genuinely firendly and is incredibly loving and devoted towards others, including strangers and especially children! He's just in general laidback, but make no mistake, can definately become dangerous if you provoke him.

Henry Clay is a Collie. His defining feature is that he's sensitive and keenly aware of other's emotions, as well as very goal-oriented and is terrified of any prospect of failure on his part. He can be " single-minded to the point of obsessiveness." And like a certain other collie on this list, Clay is also great at herding people towards desired politics.

Fanny Longfellow is a Golden Retriever. She's gentle, smart, affectionate, adorable, and is incredibly tolerant of outsiders. Her friendliness is the stuff of legfends, and she was incredibly popular and well known ( although not very much today ). She'll gladly pull others into her family, and she just gives really shiny Good Vibes.

Stephen Douglas is a Jack Russel Terrier. He has a bite that's ten times larger than his size and is very, very, fearlessly, active. If left bored or unhappy, Douglas will do great damage, like kickstarting Bloody Kansas. He is literally the Jack Russel Terrorist if left ot his own devices.

Margaret Bayard Smith is a Cardigan Welsh Corgi. She's very loyal, devoted, and surprisingly responsible. She has hidden insecurities and despite what others might see as drawbacks, she has shown her effectiveness, intelligence, and presence time and time again.

Theodore Parker is a Chihuaha. He's a good guy and just wants to make sure that things turn out well for his friends and family. He's smaller than you might think he should be, but what he lacks in physical strength, he can easily make up for in bullets. He also needs serious modern medical intervention.

Martin Van Buren is a Pekingnese. He's ridiculously fancy and small. Like a Pekingnese, he's also recognizably cold and determined, and tends to manipulate those around him, and tends to be stubborn and set in his ways. Yes, he truly does seem to make his own rules on how the world works, but he makes up for it by being a dandy.

Varina Davis is a Cocker Spaniel. She is fancy and her hair is fantastic, and just in general, she gives very prestigious vibes about her. She is independent if needed, but still cares for others. Despite this, she still does have a vicious streak a mile wide.

Anna Maria Calhoun Clemson is an Australian Cattle Dog. She's a very intelligent herding dog, like her father, and closely resembles him. She can actually be pretty affectionate, but knows what she wants and definitely isn't afraid to nip people or bite to get what she wants.

Adele Douglas is a Poodle, But specifically, she's of the medium-large variety. She's larger than Stephen Douglas that's for sure. She's intelligent, fancy, traditionally feminine, and is better than you in every way. She's loyal and greatly sociable and energetic. She's protective of her family, and loves them, even after they're dead.

Anne Royall is a Keeshond. She's relatively unknown, similar to a Keeshond, and can learn very quickly. She's a quick learner, intuitive, empathetic, and very persistant in what she believes in what's right, no matter what anyone else tries to tell her.

Lucretia Clay is a Newfoundland. She's calm, motherly, supportive, and a little larger than life. Her sweet nature is her most defining trait, and has I assume fantastic hair. She also has great athletic ability, which might or might not include swimming.

Hugh Lawson White is an Afghan Hound. They're both dignified and aloof with a clownish streak and have also fantastic hair. White, like the Afghan Hound breed, is very old. Or at least, I always imagine him as being old.

Jessie Benton Fremont is an Alaskan Malamute. She was big, smart, and was often in charge, as well as being very influential. She was prominent in her day, similar to an Alaskan Malamute and both her and the breed are distinguished and recognized today. Both of them also kind of had something to do with a gold rush, one Californian, one Alaskan.

Susan B. Anthony is an Azawakh. She's independent and determined, as well as intuitive and understanding about what's going on around her, similar to an Azawakh. She's typically reserved, and while not aggressive, it does take some time and sensibility to get to know her. Like the Azawakh, they're both fast, and they both organize in groups to take down enemies.

Louisa May Alcott is a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog. She's generally happy, enthused, collected, and satisfied with what she has. She's confident in nature and works well with children and her family members. Despite this, she's also vigilant, and can be outspoken and revolutionary if you pay attention...... There are four Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, by the way. Each one contains vaguely Alcott-like traits. Make of that what you will.

Emily Tennessee Donelson is a Borzoi. She's calm, reliable, and tends to follow others' instructions, but she's also independent and can be rebellious at times. She doesn't need you or anyone, and quite frankly, she doesn't have many strong feelings about leaving if she doesn't feel respected. I realize I am painting a very weird picture of the Donelson-Jackson family here but just listen to me ok.

Robert Hayne is a Cavelier King Charles Spaniel. He's definately not shy, adaptable, highly affectionate, playful, patient, eager to please, and both of them have a higher mortality than others. Both Hyane and the CKCS breed are both highly adorable and dandy-ish as well.

Margaret Eaton is a Basenji. She's friendly, a bit gossipy, though reserved with strangers. She cannot be trained, doesn't bark, and she and the Basenji both resemble pariahs in their lifetime. She has her own goals and wants and isn't afraid to try and reach them. Eaton also just in general feels like she'd be a sort of square, short-furred kind of dog, and I also think she doesn't like wet spaces.

Henry Longfellow is a Samoyed. He's optimistic and friendly and lovable and unique and I have an instant revulsion against using the same dog breed twice otherwise, he'd be a Golden Retriever. The Samoyed's incredibly long and poofy white coat also resembles the long beard that Longfellow developes later on in life.

Sarah Polk is a Yorkshire Terrier. Fairly humble, but still elegant, important, and an air of prominence if she feels like it. She also isn't often taken seriously, despite her genuine great advice, but that's okay, because- " if no one has my back I know GOD has my back can I GET AN AMEN???"

Elizabeth Cady Stanton is a Schipperke. She's determined, steadfast, sturdy, and like a Schipperke, is great at organizing and 'herding' people into organizing movements and the like. She's also a rarer kind of dog breed because the portraits taken of her look very prim and proper, which I'm pretty sure was all on purpose, but either ways, it still works.

Maud Howe is a Saluki. She is very freelancing, independent, and just feels like a rather creative person to be around, all of which are incredibly similar vibes to a Saluki. She's shy, but despite this is also a socialite and interacts with others, playing a part and serving in various societies to help her community. She seems like a very special person, in the end, and really does deserve to be called a special breed of dog.

Sarah Goodridge is an English Setter. She's a gentlewoman by nature, intensely friendly, and she's very active and adores visitors, as well as being sensitive to criticism. There's nothing else. Promise.

1 year ago

Mary: WHAT.

Mary: WHAT.

Abraham: *Feral owl noise* Abraham: .....Mary.....


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2 months ago

(Planning on drawing on a small comic about this. The 'X' refers to the Lincoln who was assassinated)

林肯: 瑪麗, 這劇還可以嗎? 我是挺喜歡的.

林肯: 呀! 這是整部劇最精彩的地方啊!

布: 這就是暴君的下場.......永別-

X: *轟!*

林肯: 欸? 怎麼回事?

林肯: 這男的是誰? 還-還有一個和我一模一樣的人?

林肯: 你-你怎麼回事? 你是誰? 從何而來?

X: *朝林肯豎中指隨後縱身一躍*

林肯: 他- 他跳下去了! 這裡可是二樓啊! *向下看去*

林肯: 嗯? 消失了....? 就這麼憑空消失了? ----- X: 嗯? 我可沒有使用發射器啊?

?: 你應該很清楚這裡是哪裡和自己為什麼在這裡吧?

X: 這裡是黑洞內部也就是奇點吧, 把我送到這鳥不拉屎的地方幹啥呀? 別問了, 我干擾了歷史的進程, 創造了一個平行時空對吧?

?: "擅自", 還有擅自破壞並改造工具, 你那把是我原本給你的時間裂縫發射器對吧, 你居然還把他改造成了一把獵槍, 真有你的啊臭小子.

X: 哎呦那不是為了搞掉那個叫布斯的人類嗎? 要得到那寶貝不方便, 就只能先用手邊的工具進行魔改咯~

X: 呃嗚- 你幹嘛?!

?: 時間裂縫發射器, 沒收.

?: 我現在要去處理你所創造出來的時空, 在此之前, 好好反省自己的所作所為, 直到我將你釋放出來.

X: 知道了知道了, 你快走吧~

?: ......(一如既往的悠哉. 嘖, 好羨慕.....) *離開*

X: ......嘖, 終於走了, 那瘋女人.....

X: 嗯....要在這鬼地方等上多久呢? 幾億年? 幾兆年? 穰? 澗? 那由他? 不可思議?

X: .......管他丫的, 先打個盹兒把. ----- ?: .......你可是我最喜歡的學徒啊......沒想到你會為了這種小事改變歷史....

(Eng. Translation below 👇)

Lincoln: ....Hey, Mary, is this play alright for you? I thought you’d like it.

Lincoln: Ah look! The best part of the entire play!

Booth: Sic semper tyrannis.....Farewell, Mr-

X: *Fires launcher*

Lincoln: Wait- wh- what’s going on here?!

Lincoln: Who- who is this man? And another man that looks- just like me?!

Lincoln: What are you up to? Who are you? Where-

X: *makes a middle finger and jumps out of the box*

Lincoln: He- he jumped off......This is the second floor!! *Looks down from the balcony*

Lincoln: Ah....he....disappeared, out of thin air.....??? ----- X: What? I didn’t use the launcher this time!

?: You clearly know where you are and why you’re here, don’t you?

X: I know~ this is the bottom of black hole a.k.a the “singularity”~ why did you send me to this godforsaken place anyway? Hold on, I know, I altered with the course of history and created a whole new timeline, right?

?: “Without authorization”, and unauthorized modification of tools. That was the Time Rift Launcher I gave to you, right? And you managed to turn it into a shotgun, amazing job, little shit.

X: Aw, I needed a gun to get rid of Booth! But it was hard to get one at that time, so I had to modify the launcher-

X: Hnnerg!! Wh- what are you doing?!

?: Time Rift Launcher, confiscated.

?: I have to go get rid of the timeline you created, and from now on, reflect on your actions until I decide to get you out.

X: I know, I know~ Just leave already~ I can’t reflect if you’re here~

?: .....(As carefree as ever, damn, I envy you so bad.) *leaves*

X: .....Finally, she left, what a lunatic....

X: Hah~ how long do I have to wait here anyway? A hundred million? A billion? Quintillion? Decillion? Novemdecillion? Googolplex?

X: .......Whatever.....I’ll just take a nap first...... ----- ?: ......You were my most favorite apprentice......can't believe you altered the course of history for such a trivial matter....


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10 months ago

Smallbraham Lincoln and Heat Abnormal

Smallbraham Lincoln And Heat Abnormal
Smallbraham Lincoln And Heat Abnormal

Smallbraham is pretty much how I draw him in 2021, and I love it very much.


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7 months ago

MVB slugcat based on @doodle-blight 's MVB

MVB Slugcat Based On @doodle-blight 's MVB

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6 months ago
Face Study Finally

face study finally

10 months ago

林肯:關於我被刺殺後轉生到賽博世界然後成為神的那檔事

林肯:關於我被刺殺後轉生到賽博世界然後成為神的那檔事

華盛頓:走啊,帶你寫程式!


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4 months ago
剛剛一瞬間我嚇死還以為東西不見了,原來是我不小心save成PSD。

剛剛一瞬間我嚇死還以為東西不見了,原來是我不小心save成PSD。

和林肯一樣是攀登型機人,特別不怕死,最喜歡挑戰極限。 他能 「看見」 能量波動,所以當他開始說視線很雜看不清楚時就代表要跑了。

算是個萌新。


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1 year ago

Old

Old

2022.06.27

I made this drawing after watching some horror, dunno how to describe that, it basically gives you a set(sometimes multiple) of rules, you determine the which one to trust and not, then you infer the entire story.

The channel I watch is called "遵守规则" but the channel is gone for some reason.

Harmony was working as a night custodian at a hospital, one night while cleaning the toilet they peeked at the mirror and saw their reflection standing straight in the mirror, just when they met their eyes their position swapped, Harmony was trapped in the mirror, their "doppelganger" picked up their tools and walked away.

If you ever went to that hospital, try look into the mirror, you might see a custodian crouching in the corner, staring at you.


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1 month ago

大枕頭啊啊啊啊!!!!!!

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