(Planning On Drawing On A Small Comic About This. The 'X' Refers To The Lincoln Who Was Assassinated)

(Planning on drawing on a small comic about this. The 'X' refers to the Lincoln who was assassinated)

林肯: 瑪麗, 這劇還可以嗎? 我是挺喜歡的.

林肯: 呀! 這是整部劇最精彩的地方啊!

布: 這就是暴君的下場.......永別-

X: *轟!*

林肯: 欸? 怎麼回事?

林肯: 這男的是誰? 還-還有一個和我一模一樣的人?

林肯: 你-你怎麼回事? 你是誰? 從何而來?

X: *朝林肯豎中指隨後縱身一躍*

林肯: 他- 他跳下去了! 這裡可是二樓啊! *向下看去*

林肯: 嗯? 消失了....? 就這麼憑空消失了? ----- X: 嗯? 我可沒有使用發射器啊?

?: 你應該很清楚這裡是哪裡和自己為什麼在這裡吧?

X: 這裡是黑洞內部也就是奇點吧, 把我送到這鳥不拉屎的地方幹啥呀? 別問了, 我干擾了歷史的進程, 創造了一個平行時空對吧?

?: "擅自", 還有擅自破壞並改造工具, 你那把是我原本給你的時間裂縫發射器對吧, 你居然還把他改造成了一把獵槍, 真有你的啊臭小子.

X: 哎呦那不是為了搞掉那個叫布斯的人類嗎? 要得到那寶貝不方便, 就只能先用手邊的工具進行魔改咯~

X: 呃嗚- 你幹嘛?!

?: 時間裂縫發射器, 沒收.

?: 我現在要去處理你所創造出來的時空, 在此之前, 好好反省自己的所作所為, 直到我將你釋放出來.

X: 知道了知道了, 你快走吧~

?: ......(一如既往的悠哉. 嘖, 好羨慕.....) *離開*

X: ......嘖, 終於走了, 那瘋女人.....

X: 嗯....要在這鬼地方等上多久呢? 幾億年? 幾兆年? 穰? 澗? 那由他? 不可思議?

X: .......管他丫的, 先打個盹兒把. ----- ?: .......你可是我最喜歡的學徒啊......沒想到你會為了這種小事改變歷史....

(Eng. Translation below 👇)

Lincoln: ....Hey, Mary, is this play alright for you? I thought you’d like it.

Lincoln: Ah look! The best part of the entire play!

Booth: Sic semper tyrannis.....Farewell, Mr-

X: *Fires launcher*

Lincoln: Wait- wh- what’s going on here?!

Lincoln: Who- who is this man? And another man that looks- just like me?!

Lincoln: What are you up to? Who are you? Where-

X: *makes a middle finger and jumps out of the box*

Lincoln: He- he jumped off......This is the second floor!! *Looks down from the balcony*

Lincoln: Ah....he....disappeared, out of thin air.....??? ----- X: What? I didn’t use the launcher this time!

?: You clearly know where you are and why you’re here, don’t you?

X: I know~ this is the bottom of black hole a.k.a the “singularity”~ why did you send me to this godforsaken place anyway? Hold on, I know, I altered with the course of history and created a whole new timeline, right?

?: “Without authorization”, and unauthorized modification of tools. That was the Time Rift Launcher I gave to you, right? And you managed to turn it into a shotgun, amazing job, little shit.

X: Aw, I needed a gun to get rid of Booth! But it was hard to get one at that time, so I had to modify the launcher-

X: Hnnerg!! Wh- what are you doing?!

?: Time Rift Launcher, confiscated.

?: I have to go get rid of the timeline you created, and from now on, reflect on your actions until I decide to get you out.

X: I know, I know~ Just leave already~ I can’t reflect if you’re here~

?: .....(As carefree as ever, damn, I envy you so bad.) *leaves*

X: .....Finally, she left, what a lunatic....

X: Hah~ how long do I have to wait here anyway? A hundred million? A billion? Quintillion? Decillion? Novemdecillion? Googolplex?

X: .......Whatever.....I’ll just take a nap first...... ----- ?: ......You were my most favorite apprentice......can't believe you altered the course of history for such a trivial matter....