Reblog This If You Want A Slightly Ominous Compliment In Your Inbox

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

I am all three of these dudes at the same time somehow. Either way I'm a little goblin, capable of being a gobbling or maybes a gobbled

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

my friends keep calling me a simp which, like, I guess. Sorry. Why is me smiling and talking about how much I love texting my joyfriend something to make fun of? Idk I just think it's kinda weird

Meowww! *bites you bites you bites you*

meow chain. you can also woof or make whatever sound you like to make. I'll go first

mroww

gotta take my arthritis cream from the harmacy. (joints violently crack as I add the cream)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Reblog if you need to scream