I Am All Three Of These Dudes At The Same Time Somehow. Either Way I'm A Little Goblin, Capable Of Being

Im begging yall stop drawing Apollo attractively, I keep thinking of dick is this a disease?

FUCK SALVATION ARMY

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

that wild moment when you're a guy but get your period for the first time is insane man

i have a joy friend! they don't have my tumblr (I don't think) so I will be raving about them in this post.

they have the cutest smile and laugh and the prettiest brown eyes, I love them so much and want to cover their face in kisses and stop them from picking at their lips in that nervous way they have. I want to simply lie with them and do nothing and be happy because I am simply with them. I get so happy just talking to them, I want to know everything about them and listen to them talk for hours.

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"