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Speaking of willows. There's a species of willow. Salix herbacea. Known as the Dwarf Willow. And this thing. IT ONLY GROWS 1-6 CENTIMETERS TALL. IT'S KNOWN AS "ONE OF THE SMALLEST WOODY PLANTS" BECAUSE ITS A TREE THAT DECIDED TO BE 1 CENTIMETER HEIGHT

Had to do a double take because I thought this was round the corner of where I live. Semi-rural UK just looks like this

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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Help I was meant to be sending emails today and filling out ethics forms but now I'm studying Scots Gaelic

I started yesterday from knowing nothing. Wtf am I doing

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

girls be like “im fighting demons” and the demon is a degree they chose for themselves

If you’re applying for office jobs and you’re lying about being proficient in Excel (which you always should bc nobody knows anything and google is free) a handy video to give you the basics on Excel’s functionality is Joel Sposky’s You Suck at Excel Video. It’s about an hour long and gives you enough background info to know what people are talking about when referring to Excel, and from there you can do your own further research. There are also handy little guides and notes people have taken on the presentation that go over the highlights here and here <3