~* Such A Cutie Pie 🐈 *~

"Repugnant is a creature

Who would squander the ability

To lift an eye to heaven,

Conscious of his fleeting time here"

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(Right In Two - Tool)

Its October BITCH! Catch me outside eatin leaves!! Shoving pumpkins up my asshole!!! The color orange running thru my veins!! Cold air in my wind pipes!! Nipples HARD! My Halloweenie OUT! FUCK WITH ME

📸: @Myslowlymoments, @Koliber.ka ~

Tarrant has a crush ! 👀

These is literally my favorite pics of you you‘re so beautiful like I want freckles now too 🌟❤️

I had some questions about modeling and acting that I wanted to dm you about if that‘s ok? And can I ask what ethnicity are you?

My freckles only appear in rare cases & disappear later on (idk if freckles caused by sun exposure count as natural freckles?). But thank you. I'm Native American. & you're free to dm me & ask whatever you want, that's fine. ☺️🖤

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

Mood indigo, Devin Lunsford

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

Day 29 Teapot

I’m a little Teapot, Short and Stout.

Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet 😂

Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.