I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
It’s moo-nday! 🐮 Here’s some adorable grass puppies to start the week of right ♡
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Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.
The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.
I’m on to you sir!
No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.
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Four more days until your wedding!!! Omg are you scared or excited??? :D
One more! Both. So nervous though, but the good butterflies kind. I'm such a hopeless romantic, I know once I see her walk down that aisle in her dress I'm gonna cry like a baby. I'm tearing up just typing this believe it or not, lol. I'm gonna be a husband. That's so crazy. 😲🙊
Its October BITCH! Catch me outside eatin leaves!! Shoving pumpkins up my asshole!!! The color orange running thru my veins!! Cold air in my wind pipes!! Nipples HARD! My Halloweenie OUT! FUCK WITH ME
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Hi So someone in my family just told me that I gained weight (( as if I didn't already know that and feel super insecure about it 🙄🙄)) and it just ruined my day tbh like my feelings are hurt and I'm mad af bc I feel fat and having it pointed out was completely unnecessary and ironically my weight gain was pointed by someone who's damn near 300 pounds. I hate people and my family really ain't shit sometimes I swear. Sorry I just needed to vent I hope you're ok with it, I'm not asking for you to solve my problem I just know you're the only nice blogger I follow. Everyone else is weird af about people venting. But yeah I'm really upset now and I was about to eat but I lost my appetite. It's a reason I gained weight, my family is basically homeless living in our car rn bc of the pandemic and fast food is all we can afford so it's not like I'm just out here being a fat bitch, I'm relatively skinny but I hate having my weight gain pointed out like wtf 😒
Oh wow, okay this is a lot to take in. I'm okay with you guys venting, as long as you understand that I'm not a therapist & I don't have the answer to every question/problem. As far as this situation goes, whoever pointed out your weight gain was incredibly rude, hypocritical & insensitive, & you have every right to be upset. No one likes having an insecurity pointed out. The next time they do that you should point out that they're on the verge of 300lbs & see how they feel (sometimes you gotta give people a taste of their own medicine for them to realize how fucked up they're being). They also need to be more self aware & realize that pointing things out like that could affect someone's mental health & cause/trigger an ED. I'm sure you're beautiful. Please remember though that it's an insecurity - insecurities are not a reflection of who you are, they are simply negative emotions, & a lot (I mean a lot) of people have gained weight during the pandemic, you're definitely not alone. Even my sister has, lol. But it looks good on her & we don't make her feel like shit for it. If they do it again, call them out on it. Keep them in check, don't let people disrespect you. Nobody asked for their opinion of your body. I'm really sorry about your living situation though, if you were to set up a GoFundMe or something I'd be happy to donate & share! All the best to you, dear! Stay safe. 💛☺️♥️
So Far Away...
Another day
Yet, I am awake.
I pour myself
slowly and hastily
into the words I say.
A soul forsook.
Some dreams fulfilled,
some, already torn.
But the wish of being more
slowly turned
this abandoned, lonely sky,
into a starlit wonder
for eyes and a soul.
I want to be a star;
far yet known.
Guiding people
but always shining on my own.
My destiny to be;
the dream fulfilled
the answers spilled
no questions remained
and
finding the door,
that holds the things
only meant for me
and the person I always hoped to be.
And soon
I will have the key.