Jerma has given you Black Mold. You will not survive. Say goodbye to your loved ones now.
I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!
String identified: t t t a ga t a a gt a tat, at a c t tat . t t t a, ca ac t t a c at a a t a ac t, a t t. ca t a t gt at, t at cat gt!
Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
sex is so yucky, glad it’s not real
my fucking teacher once wrote our yearbook introduction paragraph with chat gpt. I have NO idea what they were thinking. It was barely even comprehensible and made no sense like did you proofread this at all???
we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
hey. hey. I know i made a post about it but that doesn’t mean i want the thing spoiled. kinda takes all the fun out of speculation dontcha think. if i wanted to see datamined spoilers i would look at datamined spoilers not make speculation posts. Thanks though!
I have a feeling that the next Hades 2 major update is coming out, and while we still don’t know who the final boss for the surface route is gonna be… im still scared. What if its Zagreus guys what if we have to fight Zagreus. I know it like 90% wont happen but what if we have to fight Zagreus. I can’t kill him hes GAHHJ
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
greedy motherfucker
having a staring contest with the spider on my wall as i eat breakfast. He knows i cant reach him. Hes mocking me. The second you get down from there your DEAD you hear me!!!!!!! (aggressively eats a bite of cereal)
i adore you, brightly colored trees with the petals all over the ground
OHHHH MY GOD THE PRESS GARDEN IS SO FUCKING PRETTYYYYYYYYYYY
God shadows so cool
just got shadow generations im gonna live post about it as i play through the first level
idk man im just kinda crazy. A little bit insane, if you will
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