Having A Staring Contest With The Spider On My Wall As I Eat Breakfast. He Knows I Cant Reach Him. Hes

Well then I must be very good at not dying because i am quite short!

well, it’s like i always say—what doesn’t kill you makes you longer!

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

gabriel says: day 1

audio from @canon-gabriel-quotes

now THIS is epic

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Merry transmas, and a happy new queer!!

met this guy at work today

classic from last year that I can only share it today

The first of the machines to have reached the bottom of Hell, V2 was offered a contract by the King of the Underworld: unlimited fuel from the river Styx, in exchange for stopping any other machine from setting foot into Hell.

Does salt water Taffy go bad

Yes. Immediately when it's made.

partner is playing inscryption and accidentally referred to the mycologists as the gynecologist. bro i do NOT want their mushroom spores anywhere NEAR my pussy‼️