Last Night I Dreamed That Instead Of The Following Page There Was The Fucking Page, Which Was The Exact

why is this so FUCKING real though

It's hard making friends as an adult. When I was in elementary school, I went table to table at the cafeteria asking every person there if they liked Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time for the Nintendo DS, and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about aside from one kid, and then we became friends for 7 years

Aro/Ace at a wedding

Friend: "Aww, doesn’t the bride and groom look so in love?"

Me: obsessively watching the cake being wheeled in "Yeah… cute."

I have a feeling that the next Hades 2 major update is coming out, and while we still don’t know who the final boss for the surface route is gonna be… im still scared. What if its Zagreus guys what if we have to fight Zagreus. I know it like 90% wont happen but what if we have to fight Zagreus. I can’t kill him hes GAHHJ

Finally unlocked P-2 can’t wait to fight Sisyphus!!!!

It’s so weird being on the same website as PM Seymour who i have been watching for years, like, your telling me the funny man could be right around the corner? Waiting for me? With a gun? Nowhere is safe anymore.

Jerma has given you Black Mold. You will not survive. Say goodbye to your loved ones now.

I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!

String identified: t t t a ga t a a gt a tat, at a c t tat . t t t a, ca ac t t a c at a a t a ac t, a t t. ca t a t gt at, t at cat gt!

Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human

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Jokes on you tiktok i never used your ass anyways. How you gonna propagandize me now, bitch??

I mean perfect. fuck.

Practice makes pussy

THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you love it when you get untagged nude men on your dash when you're sex repulsed :)

I am going insane how fucking hard is it to tag posts

Cars need to start being different colors again this is an epidemic