I Love Tumblr Because Sometimes I Will Hop On Like “oh Boy I Cant Wait To See More Content Of My Favorite

having a staring contest with the spider on my wall as i eat breakfast. He knows i cant reach him. Hes mocking me. The second you get down from there your DEAD you hear me!!!!!!! (aggressively eats a bite of cereal)

thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

worst thing ive ever created hope you enjoy <3 (also tried a new style out i think its neat)

og image under the cut

I need to find whoever made this image and give them a hug because it has made my life better in so many ways

me: beloved Gleebo

you: deplorable Deebo

somebody help me my head is stuck in this cutout i cant get it out

that one friend who's too ( )

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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park

Does salt water Taffy go bad

Yes. Immediately when it's made.

greedy motherfucker

FUCK YOU!!!! *edits your wikipedia page to say “was” instead of “is”*