IT IS FOR SKELETONS

black friday more like CRACK friday because everyone is fucking insane holy shit

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

me: beloved Gleebo

you: deplorable Deebo

i started playing voices of the void and oh my god i think its the best game ever??? Invisible alien catgirls steal my atv and feed me yogurt while i sleep. and also the horrors.

in this day and age? Ill take anything i can get

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

cute dog from thanksgiving :)

i dont know anyone else to @ …

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

[Intro: Redfoo]

Sorry for party rocking

[Verse 1: Redfoo]

Yo, I be up in a party looking for a hottie to bone

I got a drink in my hand and they just called buffalo (Buffalo!)

Poppin' bottles in the house with the models in the V.I.P

All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see

[Chorus: Redfoo]

Let's go

People always say that my music's loud

Sorry for party rocking

Neighbors complain saying, "Turn it down!"

Sorry for party rocking

Haters don't like we got the spotlight

Sorry for party rocking

When they talk shit, we just be like

Sorry for party rocking

[Verse 2: Skyblu]

Baby, baby, baby, I'm awfully crazy

Off Ciroc, off Patron, shit whatever's tasty!

We don't got no manners hanging off the rafters

Let's go drink for drink, a hundred bucks she won't out last us

Check my style, take a good look, I'm fresh, bitch

In my whip with music so loud I'm deaf, bitch

Getting brain at a red light with people watching

Sorry for party rocking

[Bridge: Redfoo]

If you show up already toe up, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if you're blacked out with your sack out, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if you throw up in your hoe's cup, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

And if she has a hissy fit cause you're whiskey dick, this is what you say

Sorry for party rocking

Oh!

[Verse 3: Redfoo]

I don't give a fuck when I'm in the club

Sipping bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty

Gotta have it, I'ma grab it, it's a habit, automatic like Uzi

Uzi with the sick flow

Make a chick go crazy and flash them ta-ta's

Redfoo, the dude, a true party rocker

[Verse 4: Skyblu]

I'm true to the game too

It's called beer pong and I can't lose

I got a bunch of bad bitches in the back

With Ciroc on tap and a little bit of Grey Goose, ooh

Oh yeah, we killin' shit

With our money, we diligent

So here's a sorry in advance

No hard feelings bitch

Sorry for party rocking

[Chorus: Redfoo]

People always say that my music's loud

Sorry for party rocking

Neighbors complain saying, "Turn it down!"

Sorry for party rocking

Haters don't like we got the spotlight

Sorry for party rocking

When they talk shit, we just be like

Sorry for party rocking

me when i party rock

having a staring contest with the spider on my wall as i eat breakfast. He knows i cant reach him. Hes mocking me. The second you get down from there your DEAD you hear me!!!!!!! (aggressively eats a bite of cereal)