I Think Tumblr Is Trying To Tell Me Something

woke agenda? nah man. asleep agenda. snoring agenda. snrrrk mimimimi agenda. only times written in this agenda are bedtimes

met this guy at work today

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

never knew i needed how-to-basic ass edited videos of a cat but man this is great

Hey guys you do know i have other posts right. Like i know i had to get hit with the hubris and all for this one but. Stop. I dont want to be remembered for stupid toaster post. Take a look at the drunk orbot post that ones pretty good. Not this one

So earlier i heard someone say “Toasters always get notes, its like a rule” and that made me want to do a science expiriment

I present upon thee, toaster.

me: beloved Gleebo

you: deplorable Deebo

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

I have a feeling that the next Hades 2 major update is coming out, and while we still don’t know who the final boss for the surface route is gonna be… im still scared. What if its Zagreus guys what if we have to fight Zagreus. I know it like 90% wont happen but what if we have to fight Zagreus. I can’t kill him hes GAHHJ

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do