Woke Agenda? Nah Man. Asleep Agenda. Snoring Agenda. Snrrrk Mimimimi Agenda. Only Times Written In This

can we get the Millennium of Metal as well

Year of Shadow? That’s over. Now it’s time for the century of Cream.

thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

Cars need to start being different colors again this is an epidemic

The big pumpkin is me and the little pumpkin is you

I can't believe @alittlebitinsane is bullying me in dms

definitely

don't

go follow him

"Ratio!" I yell expertly countering the fireball spell you were attempting to cast

The audience of wizards begin cheering and hollering. You look like a fool

I mean perfect. fuck.

Practice makes pussy

greedy motherfucker

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here